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Nudity From Weekends Of T&A Past

  On this day in 2012 Vahina Giocante and Aliyaah Hashi went ass and bush out for 30 Beats. In 2007 Cashback brought the money shot with porno tits in a grocery store. A real boring bitch showed her boring ass in 2006 Goya’s Ghosts, 1984’s Revenge of the Nerds had a bunch of nudity […] The post Nudity From Weekends Of T&A Past appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   On this day in 2012 Vahina Giocante and Aliyaah Hashi went ass and bush out for 30 Beats. In 2007 Cashback brought the money shot with porno tits in a grocery store. A real boring bitch showed her boring ass in 2006 Goya’s Ghosts, 1984’s Revenge of the Nerds had a bunch of nudity including possibly the best boob job ever on Julia Montgomery, and finally Tracey Ross went tits out for 1984’s Best Defense. Head HERE for the NSFW scenes The post Nudity From Weekends Of T&A Past appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Katherine Heigl Is Letting Apple Products Raise Her Kids

By a show of hands how many people hate Katherine Heigl. Both of my hands are held very high at the moment like I’m at an Alien Ant Farm concert in 1999. There are 99 reasons to hate Heigl and how she raises her kids is another one. Katherine came out as another one of […] The post Katherine Heigl Is Letting Apple Products Raise Her Kids appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. By a show of hands how many people hate Katherine Heigl. Both of my hands are held very high at the moment like I’m at an Alien Ant Farm concert in 1999. There are 99 reasons to hate Heigl and how she raises her kids is another one. Katherine came out as another one of those uninvolved parents that lets an iPad raise her kids because it’s easier. But she wants you to know that their ridiculous amount of media consumption isn’t the end of the world. Probably because the first two aren’t biologically hers anyway. Adopted kids are like trial kids. If excessively watching Peppa Pig and playing Candy Crush ruins them for life she can always point out that their real parents couldn’t have raised them better since they were never around. Heigl’s on her parenting experiences: “The girls are really into iPads. It’s not good. I need to curtail it, though I have to say, so much of that use is reading,” says Heigl, 39. “They’re reading, they’re playing educational games. I don’t allow them to scroll through YouTube videos and stuff; I put some limits on that.” “But it’s not as mind-numbing as we all are afraid it is,” she adds of screen time. One recent incident put the situation in perspective, as Heigl’s daughters and teenage niece Madison were sitting around the living room, engrossed in their devices. “I was like, ‘None of us are connecting or communicating,’” she recalls. “And then I went, ‘Oh, wait a minute — Naleigh and Madison are playing Words With Friends against each other, so essentially they’re playing Scrabble, just without the board on the table. Adalaide is coloring on her iPad, Josh is reading the news and I’m reading a book.” “We’re all doing things that we would be doing to entertain ourselves, we’re just doing them differently than we did them 20 years ago,” the 27 Dresses star points out. “It’s okay. It’s not the end of civilization as we know it, I promise.” Once you notice that there’s a problem, you should work on a solution to correct it, not justify it. Can you really call yourself a family if everyone’s face is in front of a separate screen all of the time? But traditional family guidelines are meant to be strayed from when your actress of a mother only adopted your sister because raising Asian kids from foreign countries was just another celebrity status symbol, like owning a Birkin bag. Except, unlike an “out of style” ostrich leather Hermès pocketbook, you might get in some legal trouble if you decide to sell a kid when you get tired of them. Photo Credit: Backgrid USA The post Katherine Heigl Is Letting Apple Products Raise Her Kids appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Blind Item: Probably Pussy Posse Member’s Career Destroyed For Being Gay

"In fact, they spread the word to such an extent, that he has had trouble getting work at all any longer and the former almost A+ lister is now starting to do Comic Cons to make ends meet." The post Blind Item: Probably Pussy Posse Member’s Career Destroyed For Being Gay appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Starting in the 90’s, under Leonardo DiCaprio’s barely pubescent wings, a group of celebs including David Blain, Kevin Connolly, Lukas Haas, Jay R. Ferguso, and others formed the ultimate Hollywood bad boys club, the Pussy Posse. It was one of those things, like making farting noises with your armpits, that, while cool in the 90’s, didn’t really hold up over time. Although it still exists to some extent. How else did Ethan Suplee get a part in The Wolf of Wall Street? This Blind Item is undoubtedly about the Pussy Posse, and signs point to the gay actor booted from the club and left to dance for coins at Comic-Con as being Tobey Maguire. And the lez Posse member paraded in to bang a chick could just be Sarah Gilbert. Now if anyone can identify the random ” foreign born A- list actress” forced to sleep with Posse members, we’ll all know the truth about you. That you’re a Pussy Posse member!   _________________________ An actor all of you know is spilling about his time with his clique that has pushed him out because of his sexuality. Once you are in this little clique, you usually are in for life. This little acting circle gets you lots and lots of work. You have to bow down to the A+ list actor in charge of it all, and drop everything when he tells you to drop it, but you will get a lot of easy high paid work. You can be the creepiest of creeps when it comes to women and you will not get booted. If you get busted on set getting handsy with someone, there are no issues. That NDA she signed to keep her quiet will be enforced with maximum effect. Sure, if you force yourself on her or something worse, they might have to write a check, but, hey, they all do it, even the married ones, so no getting kicked out of the group. Apparently what will you get booted is if you are gay, unless you are a woman and are willing to do threesomes with any of the actors. That is perfectly acceptable and encouraged. One foreign born A- list actress said when she first encountered the clique while filming a role prior to becoming famous, she thought if she told them she was gay, they would leave her alone. Nope. The next day, they brought a female to her and told her to prove it or she would be fired. Shen then ended up having sex with the woman and two of the actors, both of whom were married. They still are actually. Our actor says that everything was good as long as he pretended to be straight and talked about his beards. As soon as the former A list mostly movie actor from multiple big films who has seen his career slide to B list since a franchise ended, started talking about a male crush he had on a crew member, the crew member was fired. Our actor has not worked with the clique in several years now, after working on multiple projects. In fact, they spread the word to such an extent, that he has had trouble getting work at all any longer and the former almost A+ lister is now starting to do Comic Cons to make ends meet. _________________________ H/T: Crazydaysandnights Photo Credit: Buzzfeed, Ranker The post Blind Item: Probably Pussy Posse Member’s Career Destroyed For Being Gay appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Katy Perry Suffered Crushing Depression After Album Flop

Claiming at least some kind of depression is pretty trendy these days. More of these celebrities need to be encouraged to commit suicide so they can be called out on their bluff and stop wasting everyone’s time. Shit or get off the pot. Slice an artery or shut up with the whining. Because self-diagnosed depression […] The post Katy Perry Suffered Crushing Depression After Album Flop appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Claiming at least some kind of depression is pretty trendy these days. More of these celebrities need to be encouraged to commit suicide so they can be called out on their bluff and stop wasting everyone’s time. Shit or get off the pot. Slice an artery or shut up with the whining. Because self-diagnosed depression is spreading amongst the elite like a common cold. But this is Katy Perry’s world and we all just live in it. So when she says she suffered from situational depression we should pull up a chair and have a listen. Her “definitely not attention seeking at all” claim of depression was allegedly spurred by the public’s poor reception of her Witness album. I’d expect children and small domesticated animals to be upset after things don’t go their way, but a 33-year-old woman like her should be able to take it on the chin. Like how she normally does when her new boyfriend of the week gives her proper warning of his incoming climax. The “Hot n Cold” reaction to Katy Perry‘s last album deeply affected her. In Vogue Australia‘s new August cover story, the pop star opens up about the disappointment she faced following the release of her 2017 album Witness. “I have had bouts of situational depression, and my heart was broken last year because, unknowingly, I put so much validity in the reaction of the public, and the public didn’t react in the way I had expected to … which broke my heart,” Perry, 33, told the fashion magazine. While the LP made its debut atop the Billboard 200 chart, it failed to produce any No. 1 hits, with lead single “Chained to the Rhythm” peaking at No. 4. Previous albums scored several No. 1s: Teenage Dream and its bonus addition notched six, while Prism followed with two. I think Katy’s album flopped because there wasn’t a grandiose display of T&A. You can’t go from shooting fireworks from your tits on the last album and think people will automatically associate you with being a serious musician. The only way she can keep her career afloat now is by continuing to make stripper circus content to pair with those positive message pop melodies she wails on the radio. [Katy Perry And Taylor Swift Right HERE] Photo Credit: Getty Images / Instagram  The post Katy Perry Suffered Crushing Depression After Album Flop appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Now You: What Summer Vacation Spot Should Everyone Try?

Fun fact: Every single celebrity ever is in either Ibiza or Mykonos this summer, so it's a great time to be anywhere but those two places. With a good chunk of summer still ahead, let us know what vacation spot people should check out that they might not have tried. Maybe it's a local place you've been hoarding for yourself or maybe it's bougie and exotic. Anyplace works. Just not Ibiza or Mykonos for obvious reasons. The post Now You: What Summer Vacation Spot Should Everyone Try? appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Rump alert #yesiknowmytattoosucks @maliamillsnyc A post shared by @ amyschumer on Jul 13, 2018 at 7:58am PDT   Fun fact: Every single celebrity ever is in either Ibiza or Mykonos this summer, so it’s a great time to be anywhere but those two places. With a good chunk of summer still ahead, let us know what vacation spot people should check out that they might not have tried. Maybe it’s a local place you’ve been hoarding for yourself or maybe it’s bougie and exotic. Anyplace works. Just not Ibiza or Mykonos for obvious reasons. Photo Credit: Some Of The Sexiest Vacation Pics From Kate Upton from Instagram [The Very Best Stories And Pics Of Her Here] The post Now You: What Summer Vacation Spot Should Everyone Try? appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Marnie Simpson Brand Spanking New Ass and Crap Around the Web

The weekend is finally here! Celebrate with these sexy links including Irina Shayk's shakers, Candice Swanepoel nude, and an interview with scream queen Sadie Katz! The post Marnie Simpson Brand Spanking New Ass and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. The weekend is finally here! Celebrate with these sexy links including Irina Shayk’s shakers, Candice Swanepoel nude, and an interview with scream queen Sadie Katz! Irina Shayk Tits for Fashion of the Day Hop into the Weekend with These Hot Stars Jumping into Water Victoria Justice Cameltoe in Yellow Bikini Marnie Simpson Proudly Showcases Her Big New Ass Post-Surgery In Amazing Bikini Adria Rae Is Young And Horny In This Lusty Lingerie Strip Show Emma Roberts Suntanning Her Sexy Little Bikini Cleavage Letecia Price White Hot Picture Moment Sadie Katz: The Mr. Skin Skinterview Does Ireland Baldwin Know Her Boob Is Hanging Out? Lia Marie Johnson Nip Slip while Lighting a Cigarette! Bristol Palin to Join ‘Teen Mom OG’ Cast Candice Swanepoel Nude of the Day Halsey Backs G-Eazy’s Claim He’s Just Friends with Demi Lovato The post Marnie Simpson Brand Spanking New Ass and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Jeff Goldblum Worship At An All Time High

Art is a lot like women. Both are great to stare at, but when you try to understand them you’re welcomed into a world of confusion. So if you don’t want to come off as some low-brow layman, a randomly erected statue of Jeff Goldblum with bare chest and exposed nip in London should be […] The post Jeff Goldblum Worship At An All Time High appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Art is a lot like women. Both are great to stare at, but when you try to understand them you’re welcomed into a world of confusion. So if you don’t want to come off as some low-brow layman, a randomly erected statue of Jeff Goldblum with bare chest and exposed nip in London should be admired, not questioned. Honestly how did you think the British were going to outdo inflatable Trump baby? Naturally a giant statue of Jeff was next in a land where jellied eels are casually eaten in accompany with meat pies. Not peculiar at all. Jeff Goldblum is huge in London, apparently. The actor now has a 25-foot bare-chested statue in his likeness next to London’s iconic Tower Bridge. The statue was placed there on Wednesday to celebrate the 25th anniversary of “Jurassic Park.” Now TV, owned by Sky, is behind the giant statue, which depicts Goldblum with his shirt wide open, reclining in a sultry pose from a memorable scene in the movie. It’s an odd tribute, considering “Jurassic Park” has no connection to London or the Tower Bridge, but it’s one that’s gone viral. The draw of Jurassic Park was the dinosaurs, a 25-foot tall statue of Goldblum doesn’t make sense when you think too long about it. But the same can be said for Iggy Azalea’s rear end. So does the enigmatic shape of her cheeks automatically qualify her ass as abstract art also fit for advertisement? I need some answers. It would be great if someone at the Guggenheim could get back to me on that. Just hold off on building a giant replica of her hind parts just yet as I can imagine anyone who sees an outdoor exhibit of Iggy’s icky ass without context would be inspired to projectile vomit at such a sight. Photo Credit: Getty Images / MEGA The post Jeff Goldblum Worship At An All Time High appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Christmas Came Early with Lifetime Access to Mr. Skin for Only $99

It’s time to see gorgeous celebrities naked on Mr. Skin. Call Mr. Skin Santa Claus because he is giving a generous gift that will make you feel like Christmas is here. Whether you’ve been nice or oh so naughty, you can get Lifetime Access to Mr. Skin for only $99. That’s an incredible deal and […] The post Christmas Came Early with Lifetime Access to Mr. Skin for Only $99 appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s time to see gorgeous celebrities naked on Mr. Skin. Call Mr. Skin Santa Claus because he is giving a generous gift that will make you feel like Christmas is here. Whether you’ve been nice or oh so naughty, you can get Lifetime Access to Mr. Skin for only $99. That’s an incredible deal and one that Mr. Skin rarely offers, so take advantage now. Not only do you get Lifetime Access to sexy celebrities, exclusive interviews, nude scenes and so much more. You also get a free month of SexArt.com with it. Sex Art features the finest erotic cinema available on the internet. Whether you’ve been naughty or nice, you can take advantage of this miraculous offer. Click here to take advantage of Christmas in July. The post Christmas Came Early with Lifetime Access to Mr. Skin for Only $99 appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Roseanne Melts Down In New Video: ” I Thought The B*tch Was White!”

Roseanne Barr's sanity has officially left the building. The post Roseanne Melts Down In New Video: ” I Thought The B*tch Was White!” appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   First off, the positive. Roseanne Barr’s hair in this new manic sure-to-be-infamous YouTube interview with her son looks good. Like really good. The best it’s ever looked. Of course there won’t be much left of her hair if she keeps yanking on it due to her grab bag of mental disorders and/or bath salts usage. But for now, credit where credit is due. Now, the negative. Roseanne Barr’s sanity has officially left the building. She’s fucking bonkers. And anyone who still thinks that her apparent instability is actually subversive comic genius can go right on ahead and join her in getting a $200 haircut and then all but scalping herself on screen. Barr experienced a resurgence in popularity thanks to her divisive but highly successful Roseanne reboot series on ABC. But after excusing a number of Roseanne’s controversial tweets, ABC finally gave her the boot when she compared black former senior advisor to Barack Obama, Valerie Jarrett, to an ape: muslim brotherhood & planet of the apes had a baby=vj. ABC swiftly canceled Roseanne, after which Barr apologized for the tweet and blamed it on her Ambien stupor. Now, Ambien would seem to be the least of her problems. Roseanne posted this interview with her son to her YouTube channel, and while delivering an almost uncanny impression of Debra Wilson as Whitney Houston on Mad TV, she addresses her Valerie Jarrett tweet with: I thought the bitch was white! Among other meme-worthy one-liners. This is the point in a horror movie where you realize that the person you’re with is the killer, and you can’t believe that you hung out with them so many times without realizing it. I liked Roseanne. Barr’s comments in the video aren’t even nearly as shocking as… everything else. ABC greenlit the Roseanne reboot in Spring of 2017, and you have to imagine her behavior then wasn’t wildly different than it is now. She showed up to meetings like this and they thought “Fun! And definitely not a liability!”? ABC is the family that adopts an abused pit bull and then acts shocked when it tears a baby in two. Something – judging by Roseanne’s face in this video – she seems wholly capable of doing.   Photo Credit: One of the Becky’s from the upcoming show The Conners from Getty Images / Backgrid USA / YouTube The post Roseanne Melts Down In New Video: ” I Thought The B*tch Was White!” appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Mr. Skin Minute: Rachel Weisz and Rachel McAdams Mazel Topless in ‘Disobedience’ (VIDEO)

Mr. Skin Minute: Rachel Weisz and Rachel McAdams Mazel Topless in ‘Disobedience’ (VIDEO).....»»

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Wendy Williams Opens Up About Being Functioning Cocaine Addict

Wendy Williams is opening up about her previous addiction to cocaine, which is interesting, because it implies that she no longer does cocaine. Lest we forget the Lady Liberty episode of October 2017. If Williams has found a legal substance that makes her act like Tweek from South Park in every single episode of her trash talk show, then, share the wealth bitch. Looks like fun. Williams sat down with Entertainment Tonight to talk about that previous time she was once on cocaine ::wink:: during her days on the radio... The post Wendy Williams Opens Up About Being Functioning Cocaine Addict appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Wendy Williams is opening up about her previous addiction to cocaine, which is interesting, because it implies that she no longer does cocaine. Lest we forget the Lady Liberty episode of October 2017. If Williams has found a legal substance that makes her act like Tweek from South Park in every single episode of her trash talk show, then, share the wealth bitch. Looks like fun. Williams sat down with Entertainment Tonight to talk about that previous time she was once on cocaine ::wink:: during her days on the radio: I was a functioning addict though. I would report to work on time and I walked in and all of my coworkers, and including my bosses, would know but instead of firing me, you see, I would grab my headphones and arrogantly walk into the studio and dare them fire me because I was making ratings. [A] functioning addict has several alarm clocks, you’re organized. It’s a miracle I was able to stop. Like her daytime cohorts such as Not A Dr. Phil and Maury Povich, Williams has made a career out of exploiting people who have nothing. For as much as we make fun of celebs on here for being vapid fleabag whores, I truly think that Williams is the lowest of the low, and the fact that she gets away with being coked out of her mind twenty-four-seven while expounding the virtues of sobriety just isn’t fair. The world seems to be getting its wires crossed quite a bit these days, but just for the record, this…     … isn’t sober. And no, it isn’t “Graves’ disease” either. It’s…   ALLEGEDLY. Photo Credit: ET The post Wendy Williams Opens Up About Being Functioning Cocaine Addict appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Jessica Biel Is Going Out Of Business

Kids can be a drag. Especially the ones that are not yours. And sometimes when you cater to them specifically, they can be the downfall of your business. A moment of silence please for both Discovery Zone and Toys R Us. But there is a caveat here. The business that’s recently decided to close up […] The post Jessica Biel Is Going Out Of Business appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Kids can be a drag. Especially the ones that are not yours. And sometimes when you cater to them specifically, they can be the downfall of your business. A moment of silence please for both Discovery Zone and Toys R Us. But there is a caveat here. The business that’s recently decided to close up shop belonged to Jessica Biel. Sometimes a business imitates the owner. Sure her kid-friendly Au Fudge restaurant may have looked and sounded like a good idea on paper, but when it came time to actually deliver, it underperformed. Just like Jess. Jessica Biel’s kid-friendly restaurant, Au Fudge, will be closing its doors. “Today is our last day of regular business hours at Au Fudge the restaurant. We are still available for private events and @aufudgecamp is only a few blocks away! Thanks for all the support,” a photo was captioned on the restaurant’s Instagram page. “While this is the end of an era, it’s also the beginning of a new chapter for @aufudge. We are so very proud of the happy place we created for families and the community we were a part of. Going forward, Au Fudge will be available for private events and please stay tuned for #AuFudgeCamp news! We have so much love for our Au Fudge family,” she wrote. News of the eatery’s closing comes in the midst of Biel’s legal battle with her former employees. She and the restaurant’s other investors were sued in September for allegedly stiffing their employees out of their proper breaks and tips. Who’s honestly surprised that Biel is just as bad at owning a business as she is at acting. Everyone knows getting paid for looking good only works on Instagram these days. When your only talent is being attractive, it never truly ends up translating well when it comes to owning a business. It’s the reason why Megan Fox hasn’t opened a macaron shop. Because that would require her to act like a professional. And the ability to act in general is neither of these women’s strong suit. Now that Biel has been demoted from top chef to on-call cook for private events, she can resume her wifely duties of shining Justin Timberlake’s Super Bowl shoes, or whatever a woman who should have been only cast as an extra is required to do for her still relevant husband. Photo Credit: Splash News The post Jessica Biel Is Going Out Of Business appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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“Two Spirit” Jason Mraz Comes Out As Bixesual

In a new interview with Billboard, Mraz opens up on his years in obscurity following his peak in the 2000's for what he calls his deep catalog of "wedding songs," such as I'm Yours. Since then he's apparently put out new music (???) and starred on Broadway, but now he's getting serious about his career revitalization in a very late 2010's way by being bi. I'm cool for the summer too guys. Call Me By Your Name If Your Name Is Jason Mraz.  The post “Two Spirit” Jason Mraz Comes Out As Bixesual appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   What is there left to say about 2000’s singer-songwriter icon Jason Mraz? His music gives me the kind of explosive diarrhea that makes its way to the underside of the toilet seat. He looks like skinny Shrek. Most people assumed he died ten years ago. The list goes on, which is why people are so excited that Mraz has somehow leapfrogged over hundreds of stars more appealing than himself to once again gain media coverage. And how does a banal pockmark on the entertainment industry’s past achieve such a feat? By coming out as gayish of course. Mr. A-Zomosexual was actually the working title of his album. Little known fact. In a new interview with Billboard, Mraz opens up on his years in obscurity following his peak in the 2000’s for what he calls his deep catalog of “wedding songs,” such as I’m Yours. Since then he’s apparently put out new music (???) and starred on Broadway, but now he’s getting serious about his career revitalization in a very late 2010’s way by being bisexual. I’m cool for the summer too guys. Call Me By Your Name If Your Name Is Jason Mraz. Mraz first cracked into the bi market when he released a poem to celebrate pride month in 2018 that ended with the line “I am bi your side.” Hey Mraz, your genius is showing. Now he’s expanding even more on his sexuality, telling Billboard: Honestly, I didn’t realize [the poem] was going to be so telling. But I’ve had experiences with men, even while I was dating the woman who became my wife. It was like, ‘Wow, does that mean I am gay?’ And my wife laid it out for me. She calls it ‘two spirit,’ which is what the Native Americans call someone who can love both man and woman. I really like that. I once actually had someone explain “two spirits” to me. I killed that person. Bisexuality was invented by the liberal media to make Cara Delevingne interesting. But if bisexuality is real – which it isn’t – it certainly hasn’t had the same effect on Mraz. Now what’s that Native American thing where guys do a bunch of drugs and then go out into the desert and sometimes die? Do that one too.   Photo Credit: Getty Images, Billboard The post “Two Spirit” Jason Mraz Comes Out As Bixesual appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Kim Kardashian Sheds Some Perspective On Her Fat Anus For Kimoji Perfume

Kimoji Fragrances available now on Kkwfragrance.com @kkwfragrance A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Jul 19, 2018 at 6:13am PDT My level-headed coworker with more self-worth than I ever hope to possess just asked “Isn’t this what Kim Kardashian’s butt has always looked like?” Poor, poor, self-respecting co-worker. THIS is what Kim Kardashian’s […] The post Kim Kardashian Sheds Some Perspective On Her Fat Anus For Kimoji Perfume appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Kimoji Fragrances available now on Kkwfragrance.com @kkwfragrance A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Jul 19, 2018 at 6:13am PDT My level-headed coworker with more self-worth than I ever hope to possess just asked “Isn’t this what Kim Kardashian’s butt has always looked like?” Poor, poor, self-respecting co-worker. THIS is what Kim Kardashian’s ass has always looked like. THIS. THIS. Kim’s a fucking monster, but after her Groupon ass fillers have settled, and before they begin to break down, she has a grace period in which her ass is fat and smooth and Kris Jenner-approved. During these periods we get a glut of Insta ass selfies, and this latest one – promoting her jizz fruit perfume – has the Internet saying “Ya baby. Give me that big fat anus.” Or something. People are buying it. Which pisses me off. Because THIS. THIS. The Jenndashians are so obsessed with having huge asses that simply acquiring snowman proportions through FDA-laughed at procedures isn’t enough. They need to stick their iPhone cameras up their twats to warp perspective and achieve angles that make us weep for the future of female body standards. Kim’s new Kimoji perfumes – available for $45 a pop – allegedly made $5 million in five minutes after their release without any advertising outside of social media. The line consists of three perfumes, and much like Kylie’s cum-encrusted makeup branding, two of the perfume bottles  – one of a peach (like the one balanced on her ass in the pic) and one of a cherry – are embellished with a drippy white substance. No one’s really talking about it, but, you could call this perfume her semen-al work. But more importantly, just remember, no matter what the media tells you, THIS. THIS. THIS.   KIMOJI Peach, Cherry & Vibes fragrances are available NOW on KKWFRAGRANCE.COM @kkwfragrance A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Jul 17, 2018 at 12:00pm PDT Who got their #KIMOJIPERFUME? Comment below and tell us which fragrance you got! #KKWFRAGRANCE A post shared by KKW FRAGRANCE (@kkwfragrance) on Jul 18, 2018 at 12:39pm PDT IT’S WORLD EMOJI DAY! #KIMOJIPERFUME is available TODAY at 12PM PST only at KKWFRAGRANCE.COM. KIMOJI PEACH contains notes of peach, mandarin, jasmine and more #KKWFRAGRANCE #WorldEmojiDay A post shared by KKW FRAGRANCE (@kkwfragrance) on Jul 17, 2018 at 7:18am PDT #KIMOJIPERFUME is available for purchase TODAY at the Pop-Up in @westfieldcenturycity, open from 10AM to 10PM! The first 200 people who buy Kimoji Cherry, Vibes or Peach in-store will receive a free Kimoji Laptop Bag #KKWFRAGRANCE A post shared by KKW FRAGRANCE (@kkwfragrance) on Jul 14, 2018 at 7:22am PDT KIMOJI PEACH is launching 07.14 at the Pop-Up in @westfieldcenturycity and 07.17 on KKWFRAGRANCE.COM #KIMOJIPERFUME #KKWFRAGRANCE A post shared by KKW FRAGRANCE (@kkwfragrance) on Jul 10, 2018 at 2:46pm PDT Photo Credit: KKW Fragrance Photos From Instagram / Splash News The post Kim Kardashian Sheds Some Perspective On Her Fat Anus For Kimoji Perfume appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Marissa Jade Buttered Croissant and Crap Around the Web

Your week's nearly over, celebrate with these sexy links including Halsey in a see-through bra, Lily Collins soaking wet, and the top ten naked babes on bicycles! The post Marissa Jade Buttered Croissant and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Your week’s nearly over, celebrate with these sexy links including Halsey in a see-through bra, Lily Collins soaking wet, and the top ten naked babes on bicycles! Halsey Nipples See Through Bra of the Day Izabel Goulart’s Drop Dead Sexy Mykonos Vacation Getaway Sinitta Nipple Slip Dressed as Simon Cowell Marissa Jade Bikini Perfection Poolside In Paris Iskra Lawrence Spreads It For Women’s Health Ashley Benson Leggy And Curvalicious In Skin-Tight Leggings Anna Herrin Sexy Swimsuit Picture Moment Top Ten Naked Babes on Bicycles Abella Danger and Gia Love Have a Taboo Threeway On Vacation Over at Nubiles Cambrie Schroder Pink Bikini Pokies! Stormy Daniels’ Ohio Strip Club Arrest Video Lily Collins Tight Wet Bikini of the Day Drake Leads a Parade of Smokin’ Hot Babes The post Marissa Jade Buttered Croissant and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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It’s Begun. Kylie Jenner Pierces Infant Stormi’s Ears

This is one of those divisive mothering decisions that has sparked heated conversation for decades. Should parents be allowed to inflict unnecessary pain on their children? If Britney Spears sings around the kids, then it's sadly gone too far. While some are slamming h8er Kylie for punching a hole in her kid's head, others are defending her by pointing to other cultures and geographical regions, such as India and Nigeria, in which the practice is the norm. The post It’s Begun. Kylie Jenner Pierces Infant Stormi’s Ears appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. A post shared by Kylie Jenner (@kyliesnapchat) on Jul 11, 2018 at 5:45pm PDT   You’re only officially indoctrinated into the Jenndashian family when your mother advocates painfully altering your body to make you look worse. Or filming yourself choking on a black cock. Kylie Jenner’s infant baby Stormi isn’t quite ready for the latter yet – though grandma Kris Jenner certainly has the milestone marked on her calendar. For now, Kylie is starting small by piercing her baby’s ears (the piercings were first visible in the Snapchat video above) to make her look just a little trashier than she was before. Welcome to the family, Stormi. This is one of those divisive mothering decisions that has sparked heated conversation for decades. Should parents be allowed to inflict unnecessary pain on their children? If Britney Spears sings around the kids, then it’s sadly gone too far. While some are slamming h8er Kylie for punching a hole in her kid’s head, others are defending her by pointing to other cultures and geographical regions, such as India and Nigeria, in which the practice is the norm. Of course, female genital mutilation is also prevalent in Nigeria. Let’s not use Nigeria as the gold standard for child care.   Nigerian babies that get their ears pierced as soon as they are taken out of the labour ward. Let Kylie live lmao — Mandy (@IbadinAmanda) July 18, 2018   Nah hurting her child because she wants it..the child can’t say no .she’s trash and so is anyone else who does it — Alan Barnett (@afizzyorange) July 18, 2018   Do you think Kylie should be able to pierce her baby’s ear and that Stormi should just be glad that she doesn’t already have a snowman-proportioned body with silicon dripping out of her ears, or is this fucked up and Kylie is just common trash? Or all of the above?   A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Jul 18, 2018 at 12:13pm PDT Photo Credit: Instagram / Backgrid USA The post It’s Begun. Kylie Jenner Pierces Infant Stormi’s Ears appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Scrapped Heathers Film Adaptation Goes International After School Shooting Craze

Pay no attention to Janie because Christian Slater’s got a gun. And he’s the reason why the Heathers film, now turned into a series, won’t be seeing a stateside release. The Paramount network planned on releasing a full 10 episodes worth of first season when it came to a rehashed Heathers project, but that was […] The post Scrapped Heathers Film Adaptation Goes International After School Shooting Craze appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Pay no attention to Janie because Christian Slater’s got a gun. And he’s the reason why the Heathers film, now turned into a series, won’t be seeing a stateside release. The Paramount network planned on releasing a full 10 episodes worth of first season when it came to a rehashed Heathers project, but that was before the Parkland shooting. Who knew that at least one side effect of a school shooting could be positive. An angel gets its wings every time a Hollywood reboot is canned. Unfortunately, Paramount was only putting up a front and refused to lose money over crisis actors, conspiracy theorist, and outcast kids treating their classmates like the opposing team in a Call of Duty Kill Confirmed match. The finished project’s release was only partially canceled. A few places that matter outside of America, in addition to some randos that don’t, still get to see all 10 episodes without an issue. Jason Micallef’s series adaptation of the ’80s cult classic was delayed and eventually scrapped by the fledgling Viacom network last month. Featuring suicides by several high school students and the destruction of a school building, the show was deemed too controversial to air on the ad-supported network in the weeks following the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida. In a statement, the Viacom network said its decision to hit the pause button in the series was “right thing to do.” It will instead air on HBO or its streaming service in Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Czech Republic, Hungary, Kosovo, Macedonia, Moldova, Montenegro, Poland, Romania, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Denmark, Finland, Norway, Sweden, Spain, Andorra, Portugal, Angola, Cape Verde, Guinea Bissau, Mozambique, Sao Tome & Principe. So I’m going to guess school shootings are a First World problem. Maybe Sasha Cohen was onto to something with giving kids guns. Because when you reside in a country where you’ve been a child soldier using an AK-47 longer than you’ve been able to form full sentences, random acts of violence aren’t that random. They’re the norm. Some celebrity waving a gun in school setting wouldn’t offend too many people from the list of places where the Heathers series release is being made available. Photo Credit: Getty Images / Mr. Skin  The post Scrapped Heathers Film Adaptation Goes International After School Shooting Craze appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Mark Zuckerberg Gives “Thumbs Up” To Holocaust Deniers

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Amy Schumer Red Hot Bikini Pics

Now that you're lactating over Ashley Graham's diaper ass, it's a perfect time to check out someone who's even uglier - Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of rocks with some really fun looking bitches, and her hot frame is more than visible thanks to a sexy barely-there bikini. The post Amy Schumer Red Hot Bikini Pics appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. For 25 years we’ve been doing dumb shit together. A post shared by @ amyschumer on Jul 18, 2018 at 7:34am PDT [Scroll through pics]   Well well well well well. Factoring in the positive comments from our latest Ashley Graham post, it would appear that after widdling away your taste and dignity by covering WWTDD superstars such as Tess Holiday and Inbred Trash Face, you’ve finally joined the woke world. Big is beautiful. Scratch that. The bigger, the better. Now if you’ll just acknowledge that anorexic imploding E.T. bodies are hot t00, you’ll be the most woke of them all. I’ve actually been covertly spreading wokeness this whole time. I’m Lena Dunham. And my pussy’s out right now. Now that you’re lactating over Ashley Graham’s diaper ass, it’s a perfect time to check out someone who’s even uglier – Amy Schumer. The sultry vixen posted a bunch of Instagram pics of herself waddling around a bunch of rocks with some really fun looking bitches, and her hot frame is more than visible thanks to a sexy barely-there bikini. Just trying to keep up with you guys. Schumer had fun with the fact that she’s fat, insinuating in another post that she might be pregnant by touching her stomach (where is it tho?) and commenting that she’s “cooking up something.” She then squashed the rumors by stating in another post that she’s not, in fact, pregnant. The yucks just don’t stop with this one. Speaking of yuck…   @leesaevansstyle and i are cookin somethin Up A post shared by @ amyschumer on Jul 12, 2018 at 8:53am PDT I always have a bump alert! A post shared by @ amyschumer on Jul 12, 2018 at 10:11am PDT Photo Credit: Instagram / Splash News / Backgrid USA The post Amy Schumer Red Hot Bikini Pics appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Asia Argento Is Not Interested In Helping Out Depressed Men

Picture yourself being intimate with your significant other on a regular basis and having no idea that they were infatuated with committing suicide. I know during the obligatory cigarette session after sex with Asia Argento, Anthony Bourdain had let his lust for slitting his own wrists slip out at least once. But Argento most likely […] The post Asia Argento Is Not Interested In Helping Out Depressed Men appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Picture yourself being intimate with your significant other on a regular basis and having no idea that they were infatuated with committing suicide. I know during the obligatory cigarette session after sex with Asia Argento, Anthony Bourdain had let his lust for slitting his own wrists slip out at least once. But Argento most likely laughed it off and told Bourdain to get back in the kitchen and make her a sandwich. While Anthony has been nominated for a few Emmys since he’s been away, his lovely girlfriend Asia has also received a few nominations herself. One of which is for worst girlfriend in the world. She’s in the lead. She claims she had no idea Anthony longed to get into the Guinness Book of World records for the longest time a human has gone without breathing or die trying. He overdid things just a tad. Asia Argento was clueless about Anthony Bourdain‘s “obsession” with suicide — despite his repeated mentions of it on TV and in articles over the past 18 years. “I never knew this obsession of his. He never told me,” the Italian actress tweeted on Monday, along with a link to an academic paper that compiled 19 times the celebrity chef had discussed suicide since 2000. The three-page piece, titled “Anthony Bourdain’s long-burning suicidal wick — in his own words,” was published a month after the globetrotter killed himself at 61. “Heart wrenching read,” wrote Argento, 42, who was dating Bourdain when he hanged himself in his French hotel room in June. When the author and TV personality starting dating Argento, he reportedly told a mutual friend he’d “never met anyone who wanted to die more than him.” But in the last 18 years, he mentioned killing himself — including by hanging himself in his hotel room — close to 20 times. In a January 2009 episode of the Travel Channel’s “No Reservations,” he talked about being saved from a “bout of depression and self-loathing by the healing powers of pork.” “I determine not to hang myself in the shower stall of my lonely hotel room,” he said. It’s slightly concerning just how selfish some celebrities are. Anthony dated famous women, met the President, had money and multiple shows that were successful, but somehow still painted himself as a victim. If anyone is allowed to decide it’s time to take an early dirt nap it’s these working class heroes who have an abundance of bills, piles of prior obligations, and never-ending responsibilities. If my mailman with multiple children married to a woman he no longer loves can still show up just to hand me junk mail and other flyers five days a week without a feeling of worthlessness that would encourage him to drive the U.S. Postal truck into oncoming traffic, then Anthony should have been able to cure the loneliness with an expensive hobby like hookers and cocaine. It’s what most aging elite men do to avoid tears and suicidal thoughts. [Read About All The Money Anthony Bourdain Was Hiding From His Will] Photo Credit: Asia Argento from Getty Images The post Asia Argento Is Not Interested In Helping Out Depressed Men appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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