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Doo Doo Doo Looking at Claudia Romani’s Back Door and Crap Around the Web

Celebrate a week until Christmas with these sexy links including LeAnn Rimes' rack, Lottie Moss topless, and the sexiest skinny dipping GIFs! The post Doo Doo Doo Looking at Claudia Romani’s Back Door and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Celebrate a week until Christmas with these sexy links including LeAnn Rimes’ rack, Lottie Moss topless, and the sexiest skinny dipping GIFs! LeeAnn Rimes Tries to Make her Fake Titties Bounce of the Day Hot Babes In Cold Snow — Guess Who! Ayesha Perry Boobs in See Through Black Lace Bra Model Claudia Romani’s Big Round Bum In A Perfect Thong Perfect Playmate Tiffany Toth Incredible Bodysuit Stripping + Shower Nudes Anne Hathaway Looking All Kinds Of Ultra Hot And Flawless Christina Aguilera Is Back In The 80s Here are Sexy Skinny Dipping GIFs Twenty Questions with Hot Porn Starlet Sonia Harcourt Skylar Grey in a See Through Dress! Minka Kelly’s Signed ‘Friday Night Lights’ Memorabilia Hits Auction Block Lottie Moss Topless of the Day Kendall Jenner Poses with Frog for Beach Photo Shoot The post Doo Doo Doo Looking at Claudia Romani’s Back Door and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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You Can Now Pre-Order Being Mr. Skin on Amazon

This holiday season, get your friends, family, and self the gift of skin by pre-ordering Mr. Skin’s amazing book. It’s going to be a breast seller, so buy it early so you can be the first to read Mr. Skin’s story. Jim “Mr. Skin” McBride lets everyone know what life at Skin Central has been […] The post You Can Now Pre-Order Being Mr. Skin on Amazon appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. This holiday season, get your friends, family, and self the gift of skin by pre-ordering Mr. Skin’s amazing book. It’s going to be a breast seller, so buy it early so you can be the first to read Mr. Skin’s story. Jim “Mr. Skin” McBride lets everyone know what life at Skin Central has been like for 20 years. Being Mr. Skin will be released on May 21st, but you can pre-order here on Amazon. Get your copy as soon as it comes out by ordering today and celebrate Christmas in spring when the book is shipped directly to you. It’ll be a skintastic read! The post You Can Now Pre-Order Being Mr. Skin on Amazon appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Nina Dobrev Has To Eat Every Two Hours Or She’ll Die

Everybody is always, like, 'Kelly, you are anorexic.' And I'm, like, 'No, I'm not!' I eat so much junk food, you wouldn't believe it! Just because I have a high metabolism. The post Nina Dobrev Has To Eat Every Two Hours Or She’ll Die appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   One of my favorite movies of all time is Lost in Translation, and one of my favorite interactions is between Anna Faris’ character Kelly (actually based on Cameron Diaz) and Giavana Ribisi’s character John (actually based on Spike Jonze): Kelly: Everybody is always, like, ‘Kelly, you are anorexic.’ And I’m, like, ‘No, I’m not!’ I eat so much junk food, you wouldn’t believe it! Just because I have a high metabolism. John: Because I thought you were anorexic too. Kelly: Everybody does. Everybody thinks that. John: Yeah, ’cause you look so– Kelly: Thank you! I know, but it’s– I mean, I eat whatever. I have a really high metabolism. Yeah. Her frantic energy when delivering the “I eat whatever!” line perfectly encapsulates the attitude that all bulimic Hollywood blowjob factories – for example, off the top of my head, Emma Stone – have towards discussing food. And the “Thank you!” It just doesn’t get any fucking better. Stars are so bombastically eager to declare that their thinness comes from anything besides extreme dieting/eating disorders. In walks Nina Dobrev, literally whoever the hell that is, who used to be so busy that she forgot to eat! Nowadays Dobrev claims that she has to eat at least every two hours, because, you guessed it, she has too high of a metabolism to function as a normal human. Via Women’s Health: These days, Nina takes in more calories than she used to; she tries to eat every two hours to keep her metabolism stable. Dobrev added: I feel healthier. You’re happier when your body is full, your brain functions better, and you’re a nicer person. I would get hangry, I think, because I was so busy running around that I wasn’t the best version of myself. No wonder why women are so fucked up in the head. They think someone looks like this by eating every two hours. The bitch eats every two days. And again, I keep having this problem – who the fuck is she?   Photo Credit: Women’s Health The post Nina Dobrev Has To Eat Every Two Hours Or She’ll Die appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Tommy Hawk Mascot Body Slams Fan In Video Contradicting Police Report

Tommy Hawk has had enough of you and your bullshit, McFadden Vid credit @p_murray15 Thanks to @handsomerick for tagging us. pic.twitter.com/Z6UO91qasQ — hockeyfights (@hockeyfights) December 15, 2018   The plucky Tommy Hawk knows that all we want for Christmas is to see a hockey team mascot body slam a fan in a Twitter video, and […] The post Tommy Hawk Mascot Body Slams Fan In Video Contradicting Police Report appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Tommy Hawk has had enough of you and your bullshit, McFadden Vid credit @p_murray15 Thanks to @handsomerick for tagging us. pic.twitter.com/Z6UO91qasQ — hockeyfights (@hockeyfights) December 15, 2018   The plucky Tommy Hawk knows that all we want for Christmas is to see a hockey team mascot body slam a fan in a Twitter video, and he’s delivered by doing just that. This past Friday The Chicago Blackhawks lost to the Winnipeg Jets on the Hawk’s home turf, where some fan either got too excited, too enraged, or most likely too drunk, and attacked The Blackhawk’s mascot Tommy Hawk: Chicago police confirmed they were notified of a disturbance at the United Center around 11:15 p.m. Friday. Police said a ‘male was performing as a team mascot’ when another man began punching him in the face and put him in a headlock. That was about to be that on that, until this video of Tommy fighting back went Chicago viral. So, not viral. Mr. Hawk actually picks up the fan and slams him to the ground, and upon seeing the video, a spokesperson for the Hawks stated: We are gathering the facts and will have no further comment at this time, pending our investigation. When you assemble a bunch of straight guys who can only feel feelings by watching other straight guys maul each other on ice in one building, you’re going to get a bird mascot body slam. You just are. Cacaw c*nts.     View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Tommy Hawk (@bhawktommyhawk) on Dec 25, 2016 at 6:59am PST Photo Credit: Twitter The post Tommy Hawk Mascot Body Slams Fan In Video Contradicting Police Report appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 128: Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Best Breasts of 2018!

This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast features the best of the breasts! They’re bouncy, they’re bountiful, they’re the buxom and beautiful best breasts of 2018, all hand-picked by Mr. Skin! Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, […] The post Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 128: Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Best Breasts of 2018! appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast features the best of the breasts! They’re bouncy, they’re bountiful, they’re the buxom and beautiful best breasts of 2018, all hand-picked by Mr. Skin! Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, as well as your chance to call into the show and make your voice heard! The post Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 128: Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Best Breasts of 2018! appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Top Ten Hottest Celebs To Go Nude For The First Time In 2018

  We love when celebs go nude to reveal their true potential on screen. Gotta dance for those dollars ladies. The chicks on this top ten list aren’t just actresses anymore. They’re actresses who have shown off their tits, asses and/or vaginas, and you can see the same things that their dads will see by […] The post Top Ten Hottest Celebs To Go Nude For The First Time In 2018 appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   We love when celebs go nude to reveal their true potential on screen. Gotta dance for those dollars ladies. The chicks on this top ten list aren’t just actresses anymore. They’re actresses who have shown off their tits, asses and/or vaginas, and you can see the same things that their dads will see by hitting the NSFW link below. Head HERE for the NSFW scenes The post Top Ten Hottest Celebs To Go Nude For The First Time In 2018 appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Taylor Swift Doesn’t Give A Damn About Your Privacy

It saddens me that an unexpected challenger in a spontaneous game of grab ass and few incidents of stalking was all it took for an American girl to go full China mode at her concerts. Taylor Swift claims that the purpose of her secret facial recognition scanners at her May 18th Rose Bowl venue was […] The post Taylor Swift Doesn’t Give A Damn About Your Privacy appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It saddens me that an unexpected challenger in a spontaneous game of grab ass and few incidents of stalking was all it took for an American girl to go full China mode at her concerts. Taylor Swift claims that the purpose of her secret facial recognition scanners at her May 18th Rose Bowl venue was to prevent stalkers from singing along to Shake It Off in the crowd, but we all know no good data goes unadvertised. I don’t need big brother, or my blood brother, knowing I’ve attended a Taylor Swift concert after adverts on my browser out me as a recent Swiftie concert attendee. Some things, like homosexuality and a love of Taylor Swift, are best kept in the closet until you’re ready to reveal them on your own. Rolling Stone reported on Wednesday that at her concert at the Rose Bowl in California on May 18, fans were not aware they were being monitored with facial recognition technology as they stared at screens broadcasting footage of Swift rehearsing. Mike Downing, chief security officer of Oak View Group (an advisory board for major concert venues) told Rolling Stone that the images captured at the concert were transmitted to a “command post” in Nashville. “Everyone who went by would stop and stare at it, and the software would start working,” Downing said. Swift fans’ faces were reportedly cross-referenced against a cachet of images of Swift’s stalkers. Privacy issues abound, but the very short Rolling Stone write-up kept its inquiry into that matter to a minimum: “Despite the obvious privacy concerns—for starters, who owns those pictures of concertgoers and how long can they be kept on file?—the use of facial-recognition technology is on the rise at stadiums and arenas, and security is not the only goal. Earlier this year, Ticketmaster invested in Blink Identity, a startup that claims its sensors can identify people walking past at full speed in about half a second. The ticketing giant hopes the technology will help fans move through turnstiles more efficiently, a privilege that may be offered to high rollers and VIP guests before it reaches the masses.” What’s the thrill of being a celebrity if you take away the adrenaline rush of some random person possibly stabbing you to death with the same pen they just asked you to sign an autograph with. Jesus Taylor, live a little. I guess implementing a Taylor Swift Social Credit Score is up next. Not purchasing any merch would mean automatic point deduction until you’ve reached a score so low you’re no longer allowed to attend her shows. Photo Credit: Getty Images /Backgrid USA / MEGA  The post Taylor Swift Doesn’t Give A Damn About Your Privacy appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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The Way Pete Davidson Introduced Miley Cyrus On SNL Is His Best Work Yet

Pete Davidson is having a meltdown - one that I’m not personally sympathetic too, but a meltdown no less - and the way the public is being forced to engage with this downward spiral should go down in sociology history. This feels weird. Again, I can’t reiterate enough that I don’t care about Pete Davidson, but this is weird. This is kinda fucked. The post The Way Pete Davidson Introduced Miley Cyrus On SNL Is His Best Work Yet appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Pete Davidson is having a meltdown – one that I’m not personally sympathetic too, but a meltdown no less – and the way the public is being forced to engage with this downward spiral should go down in sociology history. This feels weird. Again, I can’t reiterate enough that I don’t care about Pete Davidson, but this is weird. This is kinda fucked. Machine Gun Kelly, Ariana Grande, the NYPD, and pretty much just half of the world flocked to NBC’s studios in New York City on Saturday night when Davidson – in attendance for his five seconds of screen time during SNL – posted a suicide-y note on Instagram. The police found Davidson to be okay, but America was shook af. It was cool to shit on Britney Spears when she was damn near death a decade ago, and it’s cool to dog on Tara Reid when her face and body are the biggest cries for help in all of Hollywood, but for some reason Pete Davidson is off limits. Go fig. According to TMZ, Davidson was scheduled to appear in some skits during Saturday’s SNL, but was cut, most likely due to the fact that he’s a psychopath. However, the thirstiest piece of shit in the biz, Lorne Michaels, actually kept in Davidson just long enough to introduce musical guest Miley Cyrus. And Davidson really does bring the house down. Basically he talks like he’s just been hit with enough Thorazine to take down Godzilla. Lorne Michaels is so damn thirsty for ratings that he planted Chris Rock in the SNL audience to document yet another bipolar butt plug, Kanye West, have one of his MAGA-fueled meltdowns on stage earlier this year. Michaels wasn’t about to not capitalize on Davidson’s media coverage Saturday night, and might as well have had a gun to Davidson’s back as he introduced Cyrus’ stupid song like he was notifying us of her passing. And again. His best work by far. Photo Credit: YouTube The post The Way Pete Davidson Introduced Miley Cyrus On SNL Is His Best Work Yet appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Sheen Shiny Clean An Entire Year

There’s no token given out for surviving the deadliest catch every year. But that still doesn’t deter Charlie Sheen from staying positive. HIV positive. After unprotected hook ups with sketchy hookers got old, he got himself a few brand new vices called drinking and drug abuse just so he could kick those habits and score […] The post Sheen Shiny Clean An Entire Year appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. There’s no token given out for surviving the deadliest catch every year. But that still doesn’t deter Charlie Sheen from staying positive. HIV positive. After unprotected hook ups with sketchy hookers got old, he got himself a few brand new vices called drinking and drug abuse just so he could kick those habits and score a cool new one year sobriety coin. It’s honestly the last award he’ll probably ever receive for that decaying enigma that is entitled “his life.” Maybe they should try the same approach for society’s other losers like domestic abusers, or people who pick fights with strangers on the internet. Why should habitual drunks have all the perks? I believe every celebrity that hasn’t hit their wife for a full 365 days deserves a replica Chuckie Cheese token in honor of their stoical patience. Kanye doesn’t do much right these days, but waking up next to Kim Kardashian and not fulfilling the urge to Stone Cold Stunner her face through the nightstand is damn impressive. Charlie Sheen earned his one-year chip. On Tuesday, the 53-year-old actor announced on Twitter that he’s been sober for one year. He shared a picture of his chip and wrote, “so, THIS happened yesterday!” He added, “a fabulous moment, in my renewed journey. #TotallyFocused.” There’s nothing to celebrate about a year of not doing drugs and drinking. Honestly, sobriety is pretty overrated. I’m pretty sure even the Lord said there’s a time and place for everything as long as it’s in moderation. Maybe Sheen can do a beer here and there and then look for a rehab that would curb his addiction of patting himself on the back.   Photo Credit: Charlie Sheen’s Goddesses from Getty Images / Backgrid USA  The post Sheen Shiny Clean An Entire Year appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Lili Reinhart Quits Twitter Because Of Too Many H8ers

"Hate to break it to you online trolls: Spreading your hate and overall negativity online won’t make you any less miserable." We'll see about that. The post Lili Reinhart Quits Twitter Because Of Too Many H8ers appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) on Dec 12, 2018 at 6:56pm PST   Lili Reinhart, whoever literally the hell that is, has brazenly stated that she’s going to take a break from Twitter, which is interestingly exactly the kind of thing someone who’s going to be back on Twitter within a second would do. Crazy how that works. As I’ve stated a billion times before, all of these celebs are full-blown clinically addicted to social media – as one would be addicted to something like gambling – and you should do yourself a favor by reading more about exactly how social scrambles our brains with the book Ten Arguments For Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now. I mean I still have Instagram because the double taps keep me from killing myself, but you should delete your social. And Lili Reinhart should delete herself. The twenty-two-year-old Riverdale star is like woke af, and is well aware that the h8ers, well they’re going to h8. She took to her Instagram Story to release her exact reasons for quitting Twitter, which include: Do people on Twitter ever get tired of being so negative and disrespectful to literally everyone and everything? Are they really that miserable? There’s hate everywhere. But especially Twitter. It’s like a cesspool for evil 15-year-olds who don’t know what the hell they’re talking about and have nothing better to do. Taking a break from that toxic site and the people on it who feel the need to constantly attack me, my cast mates, my relationship and Riverdale. Hate to break it to you online trolls: Spreading your hate and overall negativity online won’t make you any less miserable Check your facts Lili. Spreading hate and overall negativity is so much fun it practically makes me cum. You should try it. If Lili was serious about quitting the toxic world of social media she wouldn’t reveal her hatred of one social platform  – Twitter – on another platform just as available to trolls and evil 15-year-olds – Instagram. Also, who are you again my dear?   Photo Credit: Instagram The post Lili Reinhart Quits Twitter Because Of Too Many H8ers appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Police Rush To Pete Davidson After Possible Suicide Threat

This weekend ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davison posted something suicide-y that was just an average Tuesday for a suicidal Slenderman-worshiping tween Tumblr girl, but because he's Pete Davidson - known national treasure - police rushed to his location at the NBC studios in New York City (this went down Saturday night before Saturday Night Live). The post Police Rush To Pete Davidson After Possible Suicide Threat appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. No matter what we think of celebrities or public figures, Pete Davidson is a human being who deserves to live. The thousands of hurtful comments to him are shameful and inhumane. Please know Pete, that you are loved by millions. Most of all, your family loves you unconditionally. pic.twitter.com/t5EFwCboEd — Eugene Gu, MD (@eugenegu) December 15, 2018   Just in case anyone was wondering if celebs are more deserving of our resources than normies. This weekend ugly ass son of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davison posted something suicide-y that was just an average Tuesday for a suicidal Slenderman-worshiping tween Tumblr girl, but because he’s Pete Davidson – known national treasure – police rushed to his location at the NBC studios in New York City (this went down Saturday night before Saturday Night Live). In an Instagram post, Davidson alluded to ending his life with: I’m doing my best to stay here for you but I actually don’t know how much longer I can last. All I’ve ever tried to do was help people. Just remember I told you so. This was enough to prompt the NYPD to track down our damsel in duress. He was fine. He also deleted his Instagram account shortly after. If even one act of actual crime or self-harm occurred in New York City on Saturday night, then Davidson really should kill himself. And the police officers should kill themselves. Everyone should kill themselves. Because a world in which an entitled rich celebrity with more than adequate access to mental health services commands the valuable time of police officers – while bipolar af homeless people continue to suffer in absolute Fentanyl-fueled squalor – isn’t one worth living in. Goodbye cruel world. Let’s see if I can get the Chicago PD to save me from myself.* *JK Chicago PD I’m fine! I just hate Pete Davidson. Photo Credit: Twitter The post Police Rush To Pete Davidson After Possible Suicide Threat appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Carton Of Unfiltered Parliament Cigarettes* Lindsay Lohan In New Beach Club Sneak Peak

  Walking and wheezing carton of unfiltered Parliament cigarettes* Lindsay Lohan stars in an upcoming MTV reality series based on her life of getting railed by sex traffickers on yachts, called Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. (It’s actually about the daily goings on of her Beach Club location in Mykonos, Greece, but the sex trafficker yacht railing is implied.) […] The post Carton Of Unfiltered Parliament Cigarettes* Lindsay Lohan In New Beach Club Sneak Peak appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Walking and wheezing carton of unfiltered Parliament cigarettes* Lindsay Lohan stars in an upcoming MTV reality series based on her life of getting railed by sex traffickers on yachts, called Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. (It’s actually about the daily goings on of her Beach Club location in Mykonos, Greece, but the sex trafficker yacht railing is implied.) We now have an extended peek at what the poor man’s Vanderpump Rules will entail, and it looks like it’s about nothing. Yet everything. Stupid. Yet genius. JK it’s about nothing and also stupid. We first see some paparazzi footage from Lohan’s troubled past, endearing us to her, and allowing us to understand how she ended up being a sex worker in Greece. You can then practically smell the wet cigarette bikini juice when Lohan introduces us to her new life as a bar owner. Then we hear from the employees. They are also elegant. If you like train wrecks, except for instead of train wrecks, just mountains of cigarettes and blow, then Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club is your show. *It has come to my attention that unfiltered Parliament cigarettes do not exist. Well go to hell and let me live. Photo Credit: YouTube The post Carton Of Unfiltered Parliament Cigarettes* Lindsay Lohan In New Beach Club Sneak Peak appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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There’s Something About J.Lo’s Dress

I thought it would be impossible for Jennifer Lopez to own a dress larger than her ass or ego, but I was obviously wrong. You would assume the same woman that grew up in an area where the stores have entire outfits available for $7 and under would aim to be slightly less gaudy after […] The post There’s Something About J.Lo’s Dress appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I thought it would be impossible for Jennifer Lopez to own a dress larger than her ass or ego, but I was obviously wrong. You would assume the same woman that grew up in an area where the stores have entire outfits available for $7 and under would aim to be slightly less gaudy after making millions, nope. Lopez looks like the brand ambassador for Rainbow retail shops’ sidewalk sale division. Her ridiculous dress takes up three seats by itself so I’m going to guess this dress was originally intended for Tess Holliday. Jennifer in this outfit is looking a lot like Tumblr’s adult content ban. The only reason anyone still cared was because of the readily available ass to be seen. But now that it’s censored, why bother? Jennifer Lopez arrived at the world premiere of her new movie “Second Act” in NYC on Wednesday wearing an enormous hot pink dress by Giambattista Valli Haute Couture. J.Lo’s look couldn’t be contained by any mere car — so she commissioned a spacious van to transport her and boyfriend Alex Rodriguez to the big event. Jen’s dress may be big enough to hide an evening’s worth of flatulence but there’s still not enough room under there to hide her past relationship mistakes. Jennifer Lopez may have found love with Alex Rodriguez, but it was not so long ago that happiness this easy seemed painfully elusive. “I knew there was something going on that I did not understand,” says Lopez, 49, who over the years had watched three marriages fall apart, including her last, with Marc Anthony, with whom she has 10-year-old twins, Emme and Max. In the wake of her divorce from Anthony in 2014, the Second Act star knew it was time for some real soul-searching to figure out why she seemed to repeat unhealthy patterns with men. “I was done blaming other people – he did this or he did that – and I said to myself, no, it’s you,” she says. Jen is making poor decisions picking men the same way she makes poor decisions picking her outfits? Hmm, you don’t say. Three marriages in and at almost 50 years of age is when she decides she’s done blaming other people. It’s a little late in life to learn that lesson just now. George Bush said it best “fool me once, shame on you. Fool me, can’t get fooled again.” The fourth divorce is inevitable if she ever ties the knot with Alex. Gravity is coming for her trademarked cheeks once she starts creeping closer towards 60. And she has just stated on record that she can’t blame Alex if he disappears. Photo Credit: Getty Images / Backgrid USA  The post There’s Something About J.Lo’s Dress appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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William Shatner Defends Christmas Jingle

I never knew my biological urge to procreate was so… problematic. Ever since the dawn of civilized society, owning a penis meant having patience, getting loads of practice, and being persistent if you wanted to get laid. You just can’t go knocking women out with clubs and drag them back to the cave anymore. Fast […] The post William Shatner Defends Christmas Jingle appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I never knew my biological urge to procreate was so… problematic. Ever since the dawn of civilized society, owning a penis meant having patience, getting loads of practice, and being persistent if you wanted to get laid. You just can’t go knocking women out with clubs and drag them back to the cave anymore. Fast forward to 2018, the year of outrage and feelings, and we have celebrities like William Shatner picking the wrong side of the fence to be on with the “Baby It’s Cold Outside” song. Former “Star Trek” actor William Shatner has taken a hard stance on the ongoing controversy surrounding the Christmas song “Baby It’s Cold Outside” to both the joy and dismay of his fans. As previously reported, the song has been removed by some radio stations over claims that the song deals with a woman saying “no” to a man’s advances and him persisting. The 87-year-old actor took to Twitter on Tuesday to urge fans to call into CBC radio after it announced that it would remove the holiday song from the airwaves to demand they play it. “Call in to CBC radio all day and get them to play ‘Baby It’s Cold Outside’ over and over until midnight!” Shatner wrote. I personally feel there are bigger issues for feminism to be concerned about, but what do I know, I’m just another disgusting man who would also offer an attractive woman warm cocoa and a place to stay if the temperature were below 32 degrees. What do women want? Because brevity doesn’t work. It may be empirical data but sending a dick pic with the words “you down?” has a success rate of approximately zero percent. And apparently, a classic Christmas duet from 1944 honoring a horny man’s persistence in possibly scoring a home run courtesy of the winter solstice is also a tad too offensive. If this musical purge trend continues, we may be looking at timeless passionate heterosexual ditties about the adoration of women’s underwear like Sisqo’s Thong Song being erased from history as well. Photo Credit: Getty Images  The post William Shatner Defends Christmas Jingle appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Lenny Kravitz Is Okay With Daughter Working With His Ex

Big Little Lies was an alright show to watch for those nights that you felt like you “can’t even” but then Witherspoon, Woodley, and Kidman convinced you that you like “totes can.” Content whore Andy Cohen has a knack for making the mundane even more unbearable, so a caller asking Lenny Kravitz how he felt […] The post Lenny Kravitz Is Okay With Daughter Working With His Ex appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Big Little Lies was an alright show to watch for those nights that you felt like you “can’t even” but then Witherspoon, Woodley, and Kidman convinced you that you like “totes can.” Content whore Andy Cohen has a knack for making the mundane even more unbearable, so a caller asking Lenny Kravitz how he felt about his daughter working with an ex-lover on a hit show couldn’t have been more on brand. Kravitz surrounds himself with women that can either barely keep it together or barely keep their clothes on for the better part of the day. So crazy Nicole Kidman working with Zoë “I want to take my clothes off for the cover like mommy” Kravitz is pretty much a perfect match. Sure, Nicole was almost her stepmom but according to Bowling for Soup and Brandy, almost doesn’t count. Lenny Kravitz appeared on “Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen” on Wednesday and opened up about his daughter, Zoë Kravitz, working on “Big Little Lies” with his ex-fiancée Nicole Kidman. “I thought it was very interesting that they ended up on the same show, and Zoë hadn’t seen Nicole since she was younger, so it was beautiful that they got to know each other as adults and make this great show together,” Kravitz told a curious caller. Kidman and Kravitz dated from 2002 to 2003. “I wasn’t ready. We weren’t ready … I get engaged and I get married — that’s my thing,” Kidman said in 2007. “I don’t want to date. I’m interested in a very, very deep connection.” Lenny is a rolling stone. He likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Kidman isn’t a fan of dating and wants to make a deep connection within the same amount of time it takes to make small talk. So if your second statement to her after “nice weather we’re having” isn’t along the lines of “I often think about how relatively small human existence is in comparison to this vast universe,” then forget about getting into her pants. [Lisa Bonet’s Hottest Stories Right Here] Photo Credit: Zoe Kravitz and Lisa Bonet From  The post Lenny Kravitz Is Okay With Daughter Working With His Ex appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Now You: Unpopular Opinion

  We all have unpopular opinions, but only those with balls the size of grapefruits are man enough to admit them to the world. So flex your scary grapefruit testicles today and cough up your favorite unpopular opinion. I have so many due to my gigantic medically terrifying balls that I don’t know where to […] The post Now You: Unpopular Opinion appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   We all have unpopular opinions, but only those with balls the size of grapefruits are man enough to admit them to the world. So flex your scary grapefruit testicles today and cough up your favorite unpopular opinion. I have so many due to my gigantic medically terrifying balls that I don’t know where to start. Grown men who wear funky colorful socks are below everyone else. Ariel Winter is legitimately hot. Chardonnay is damn delicious, especially with ice. Um. Come on balls think. People with huge expensive televisions are dead on the inside. You can almost always judge a book by its cover. Jennifer Garner is a Pentecostal snake handler and her children will die via rattlesnake bites. Well that’s more of a fact. Share your unpopular opinions below. BTW, if you need more inspo, when I asked my coworker to share his unpopular opinion he knee-jerk said: “Teachers get too much credit.” Photo Credit: Instagram The post Now You: Unpopular Opinion appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Chrissy Teigen Enormous Hat and Crap Around the Web

Put this god awful week to bed with these sexy links including Genevieve Morton naked, Kate Beckinsale's tongue, and an in-depth look at the sex and nudity of Martin Scorsese's films! The post Chrissy Teigen Enormous Hat and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Put this god awful week to bed with these sexy links including Genevieve Morton naked, Kate Beckinsale’s tongue, and an in-depth look at the sex and nudity of Martin Scorsese’s films! Genevieve Morton is Naked of the Day Jennifer Lopez Shows Out in Massive Pink Dress for ‘Second Act’ Premiere Jesy Nelson Wearing a See-Through Red Lace Corset Chrissy Teigen’s Beautiful Seat in Leggy Beach Model Shots Romee Strijd Nipples In A See-Through Sweater Madison Beer Selfies Her Massive/Perfectly-Shaped Cleavage Candice Swanepoel In A Swimsuit Is Worth Buying A SKIN-depth Look at the Infrequent Sexuality of Martin Scorsese’s Films Sammi Hanratty is Bringing All the Sexy Myleene Klass Cleavage at the 2018 British Fashion Awards! Stormy Daniels Working on Deal With Strip Club to Pay Off Legal Bills Kate Beckinsale’s Tongue of the Day Sarah Silverman Says She Can Be Funny Without Homophobic Jokes The post Chrissy Teigen Enormous Hat and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Kanye West Fired Off Around 100 Tweets Slamming Drake In Clear Meltdown

  After Kanye West eventually kills himself after Silencing Of The Lambs-ing his entire family, people better not have the audacity to act surprised. The man is obviously going through a complete psychological meltdown, but we’re still giving his statements – mainly given via Twitter – veracity, without the disclaimer: “This man has lost the damn […] The post Kanye West Fired Off Around 100 Tweets Slamming Drake In Clear Meltdown appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   After Kanye West eventually kills himself after Silencing Of The Lambs-ing his entire family, people better not have the audacity to act surprised. The man is obviously going through a complete psychological meltdown, but we’re still giving his statements – mainly given via Twitter – veracity, without the disclaimer: “This man has lost the damn plot.” He’s literally addicted to Twitter. Again, I urge everyone to read Jaron Lanier’s book Ten Arguments for Deleting Your Social Media Accounts Right Now, in which he states regarding social media: The term ‘engagement’ is part of the familiar, sanitized language that hides how stupid a machine we have built. We must start using terms like ‘addiction’ and ‘behavior modification.’ Yesterday West fired off an alarming almost one hundred tweets slamming Drake. Apparently the two rappers have some feud. I truly – and I really mean this from the bottom of my heart – don’t give a fuck what they’re feuding about. And no one should. We should be zooming out to look at the bigger picture, which is that millions of impressionable fans are consuming the gospel of a maniac. Here are just some of the tweets that twatters opened wide for from West: Drake called trying to threatened (sic) me There would never be a drake without a Kanye west so never come out your mouth with a threat. So drake if anything happens to me or anyone from my family you are the first suspect So cut the tough talk. If I’m bipolar This kind of s–t can get me ramped. He’s an unmedicated conspiracy theorist who is going to kill his family. For her part, his wife Kim Kardashian defended her future murderer with: My husband is the most brilliant person, the most genius person that I know. He has broken so many boundaries, everything from music, stage design, fashion and culture and will continue to change the world. Considering Kim is surrounded by the Jenndashian’s 24/7, I don’t doubt the first sentence. What else is there to say. THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. For a recap of Kanye’s tweets slamming Drake, you can check out this video: Photo Credit: Instagram The post Kanye West Fired Off Around 100 Tweets Slamming Drake In Clear Meltdown appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Centaur You Kidding Me? Kylie Jenner’s Ass In This Picture Is Scary But Funny

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Dec 13, 2018 at 2:17pm PST   Well it’s a Jenndashian day. Kanye West has already probably Silence Of The Lambs-ed Kim Kardashian after once again flexing his insanity via a Twitter shitstorm. So that leaves us with Kylie Jenner, who […] The post Centaur You Kidding Me? Kylie Jenner’s Ass In This Picture Is Scary But Funny appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Dec 13, 2018 at 2:17pm PST   Well it’s a Jenndashian day. Kanye West has already probably Silence Of The Lambs-ed Kim Kardashian after once again flexing his insanity via a Twitter shitstorm. So that leaves us with Kylie Jenner, who at one point was hotter than Kim, but in this new picture above looks like a centaur preparing to hook in an I-75 Lion’s Den Porta Potty. When these chicks were looking for reference material to bring to their Tijuana plastic surgeon’s office, they straight up brought in back catalog of Horse & Hound magazines. The obsession with fat asses extends beyond the actual surgery itself. The Jenndashians are all so unwaveringly convinced that having the proportions of a bowling pin is sexy that they use camera angles to make themselves look even more botched and freakish. Kylie Jenner is twenty-one-years-old, but if someone told you she was fifty in this pic, you’d believe them. The Jenndashians’ bizarre beauty standards are setting the stage for a generation of plastic surgery victim centaurs, so get ready for the stampede. Giddy-up bitches. Photo Credit: Instagram The post Centaur You Kidding Me? Kylie Jenner’s Ass In This Picture Is Scary But Funny appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Carton Of Unfiltered Parliament Cigarettes Lindsay Lohan In New Beach Club Sneak Peak

  Walking and wheezing carton of unfiltered Parliament cigarettes Lindsay Lohan stars in an upcoming MTV reality series based on her life of getting railed by sex traffickers on yachts, called Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. (It’s actually about the daily goings on of her Beach Club location in Mykonos, Greece, but the sex trafficker yacht railing is implied.) […] The post Carton Of Unfiltered Parliament Cigarettes Lindsay Lohan In New Beach Club Sneak Peak appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Walking and wheezing carton of unfiltered Parliament cigarettes Lindsay Lohan stars in an upcoming MTV reality series based on her life of getting railed by sex traffickers on yachts, called Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club. (It’s actually about the daily goings on of her Beach Club location in Mykonos, Greece, but the sex trafficker yacht railing is implied.) We now have an extended peek at what the poor man’s Vanderpump Rules will entail, and it looks like it’s about nothing. Yet everything. Stupid. Yet genius. JK it’s about nothing and also stupid. We first see some paparazzi footage from Lohan’s troubled past, endearing us to her, and allowing us to understand how she ended up being a sex worker in Greece. You can then practically smell the wet cigarette bikini juice when Lohan introduces us to her new life as a bar owner. Then we hear from the employees. They are also elegant. If you like train wrecks, except for instead of train wrecks, just mountains of cigarettes and blow, then Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club is your show. Photo Credit: YouTube The post Carton Of Unfiltered Parliament Cigarettes Lindsay Lohan In New Beach Club Sneak Peak appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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