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Jimmy Kimmel Reveals He And Wife Molly Didn"t Want "Get Too Close" To Son At First

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals He And Wife Molly Didn"t Want "Get Too Close" To Son At First.....»»

Category: topSource: contactmusicMar 13th, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel & Wife Molly Have the Cutest Kids! (Photos)

Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the Oscars for the second time tonight and you might be interested to know more about his family! The 50-year-old comedian and his wife Molly McNearney are the parents to two kids – three-year-old Jane and 10-month-old Billy. He is also the dad to two adult children – Katie, 26, and [...] Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the Oscars for the second time tonight and you might be interested to know more about his family! The 50-year-old comedian and his wife Molly McNearney are the parents to two kids – three-year-old Jane and 10-month-old Billy. He is also the dad to two adult children – Katie, 26, and Kevin, 24 – from a previous marriage. Jimmy has been very open about his kids on his late night talk show. Billy was born with a rare congenital heart defect last April and he underwent a successful surgery three days after his birth. He has used his show to advocate for healthcare after revealing what his family went through. Jimmy and Molly, 39, have been married for almost five years. She is a former co-head writer on Jimmy Kimmel Live and they began dating in October 2009 and then got engaged in August 2012. 15+ pictures inside of Jimmy Kimmel‘s adorable kids….....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredMar 4th, 2018

Jessica Chastain Tells Jimmy Kimmel Her Italian In-Laws "Hate" Her - Watch Here!

Jessica Chastain strikes a pose while attending Variety’s Creative Impact Awards to help honor her Molly’s Game director Aaron Sorkin with the Creative Impact in Writing at Parker Palm Springs on Monday (January 3) in Palm Springs, Calif. That same evening, the two-time Oscar-nominated actress made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, where she talked [...] Jessica Chastain strikes a pose while attending Variety’s Creative Impact Awards to help honor her Molly’s Game director Aaron Sorkin with the Creative Impact in Writing at Parker Palm Springs on Monday (January 3) in Palm Springs, Calif. That same evening, the two-time Oscar-nominated actress made an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, where she talked about Molly’s Game and jokingly told host Jimmy that her in-laws might “hate” her due to her meal preferences. “Do you think they hate you? Do you think the family doesn’t like you?” Jimmy jokingly asked her. “Maybe,” Jessica quipped. “Maybe that’s why it’s so quiet.” “It’s not that they don’t speak English,” Jimmy teased back. “They just hate me,” Jessica jokingly said – Watch the full appearance below! Jessica rocked a Time’s Up t-shirt on her way out of the Jimmy Kimmel Live studio in support of the initiative to fight back against sexual harassment in the workplace. Jessica Chastain’s Italian In-Laws Might Hate Her FYI: Jessica is wearing Givenchy at Variety’s Creative Impact Awards. Click inside to watch the rest of Jessica Chastain’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live… Jessica Chastain on Molly’s Game.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredJan 4th, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel & Wife Molly McNearney Bring Their Adorable Kids to a Charity Event

Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney pose for family photos while attending the 2018 LA Loves Alex’s Lemonade charity event on Saturday (September 8) in Los Angeles. The 50-year-old talk show host and his wife Molly brought their adorable kids Jane, 4, and Billy, 1, to the event. Nearly $1.5 million was raised at the event [...] Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney pose for family photos while attending the 2018 LA Loves Alex’s Lemonade charity event on Saturday (September 8) in Los Angeles. The 50-year-old talk show host and his wife Molly brought their adorable kids Jane, 4, and Billy, 1, to the event. Nearly $1.5 million was raised at the event for childhood cancer research. During the live auction, an impromptu dinner coordinated with Jimmy and chefs such as Adam Perry Lang, Jon Shook, and Vinny DoTolo held at his barn raised $300,000 ($100,000 three times!). 15+ pictures inside of Jimmy Kimmel with his family….....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredSep 12th, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Returns To Late Night With An Update On His Son Billy"s Health

Jimmy Kimmel is many things, but stay-at-home dad isn't one of them! The host returned to Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday after taking a week off to be with his family. While he planned on taking off because his son Billy was scheduled to have his next heart surgery, Kimmel admitted some things were more important — [...] Jimmy Kimmel is many things, but stay-at-home dad isn't one of them! The host returned to Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday after taking a week off to be with his family. While he planned on taking off because his son Billy was scheduled to have his next heart surgery, Kimmel admitted some things were more important -- like waiting in line for the new iPhone. He joked: "Officially, I was off because my son Billy was supposed to have his next heart surgery. But we had to postpone it because we all had colds. But the truth is, I was waiting in line for the new iPhone all week." Kimmel added that his son, who underwent heart surgery in May after doctors noticed he had a heart murmur shortly after his birth, was "doing fine" -- though he still must undergo two more surgeries. Video: Kids Flip Off Their Parents In Kimmel's 2017 Halloween Candy Prank! Since the comedian wasn't faced with sending his son to the surgery room on his week off, he spent some quality time with his 3-year-old daughter Jane. And let's just say he reached his limit with the tot sooner than he'd like to admit. Ch-ch-check out the clip (above) to hear Kimmel's hilarious parenting story that ends with him throwing cookies in their pool!.....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonNov 7th, 2017

Miley Cyrus Pranks Sleeping Jimmy Kimmel at His Home - Watch the Video!

Miley Cyrus pulled an epic prank on Jimmy Kimmel! The 25-year-old singer snuck into the Jimmy Kimmel Live! host’s home and woke him up while he was sleeping. “I’m coming in like a wrecking ball just for you, Jimmy,” she says quietly before yelling, “Wakey wakey, guess who it is, Jimmy? Good morning!” Miley, wearing [...] Miley Cyrus pulled an epic prank on Jimmy Kimmel! The 25-year-old singer snuck into the Jimmy Kimmel Live! host’s home and woke him up while he was sleeping. “I’m coming in like a wrecking ball just for you, Jimmy,” she says quietly before yelling, “Wakey wakey, guess who it is, Jimmy? Good morning!” Miley, wearing a safety vest and a hard hat, then sang along to her song “Wrecking Ball” while pounding on Jimmy and his bed with a sledgehammer! Jimmy has been the victim of this prank several times now. A few years ago, for April Fool’s Day, Rihanna enlisted Jimmy’s wife Molly to help her sneak into his house for the same prank. A year later, Britney Spears pulled the same stunt. Watch below! Miley Cyrus Pranks Jimmy Kimmel.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredMay 22nd, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Gives Update on Son, Says He Needs Two More Open Heart Surgeries

Jimmy Kimmel is giving fans an update on his three-month-old son Billy, who underwent open heart surgery just days after his birth. The 49-year-old late-night host and his wife Molly McNearney, 39, shared an update last month as well, revealing that Billy was doing much better. “Young Billy made his first visit to our office [...] Jimmy Kimmel is giving fans an update on his three-month-old son Billy, who underwent open heart surgery just days after his birth. The 49-year-old late-night host and his wife Molly McNearney, 39, shared an update last month as well, revealing that Billy was doing much better. “Young Billy made his first visit to our office today. He’s juggling. He’s translating Flaubert from French into English,” Jimmy joked during a recent interview with The Hollywood Reporter. “No – he smiles. That’s pretty much it. He is very interested in ceiling fans. He likes those a lot. I could get him to pay the same amount for Netflix just to watch ceiling fans.” “And his health?” Jimmy added. “He has to have two more open heart surgeries. We would like to get them over with and not have to think about it all the time, but it could definitely be worse.” We’re glad to hear Billy is still doing great! Click inside to hear what else Jimmy had to say… “I thought I was accompanying my son to a routine check-up [but it] became a very serious situation very quickly,” Jimmy shared about the first surgery. “I didn’t have my cellphone to tell my wife what was going on. She started to worry about an hour after I left and the doctor had to go in and tell her what was going on.” “I felt like I was in an episode of a television show where something terrible was happening,” he continued. “There were a lot of people scrambling around. At that point, I knew there was nothing I could do. They were all very good about keeping me abreast of what was happening, but I wanted them to just focus on him and not worry about me. The surgery itself took less time than we were told it would – about two hours. We were surprised when the doctor walked in and told us it went well.”.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredAug 10th, 2017

Jimmy Kimmel Shares Adorable New Snap Of Son Billy After Heartwarming Ellen Appearance!

We can't get enough of that smile! As we reported, on Tuesday's episode of Ellen DeGeneres' talk show, the funny lady surprised friend Jimmy Kimmel by naming one of the rooms at the Children's Hospital Los Angeles after his son Billy who has struggled with genetic heart disease over the past year. Related: Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down [...] We can't get enough of that smile! As we reported, on Tuesday's episode of Ellen DeGeneres' talk show, the funny lady surprised friend Jimmy Kimmel by naming one of the rooms at the Children's Hospital Los Angeles after his son Billy who has struggled with genetic heart disease over the past year. Related: Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down While Addressing The Parkland School Shooting That same day, the Jimmy Kimmel Live! host thanked Ellen on Twitter by posting the (above) photo of his super happy son! Kimmel added the caption: "Thank you to my ridiculously generous friend Ellen and the kind and excellent doctors & nurses @ChildrensLA for this beautiful gift in our son's name… Billy is very happy about this, as you can see." Ellen graciously responded by writing: Who could say no to that face? Also, Billy’s adorable. — Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) February 27, 2018 So, so cute! [Image via Jimmy Kimmel/Twitter.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonFeb 27th, 2018

Former Flames Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux JUST Missed Each Other At Jimmy Kimmel"s Son"s Birthday Bash!

Well, this could've been awkward! Former flames Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux NARROWLY missed running into each other at Jimmy Kimmel's son Billy's birthday bash on Saturday. It's said that the Friends actress spent a few hours at the one-year-old's A-list celebration. Related: Antonio Banderas Will Love Melanie Griffith "Until The Day I Die" Thankfully, Miz Aniston's ex [...] Well, this could've been awkward! Former flames Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux NARROWLY missed running into each other at Jimmy Kimmel's son Billy's birthday bash on Saturday. It's said that the Friends actress spent a few hours at the one-year-old's A-list celebration. Related: Antonio Banderas Will Love Melanie Griffith "Until The Day I Die" Thankfully, Miz Aniston's ex had already made his appearance at Billy's party, as he was spotted leaving the late night host's home just before Jennifer arrived. Talk about a close call! We can't say we're surprised that both Jennifer and Justin were invited to the youngest Kimmel's party, as they each have friendships with Jimmy and wife Molly McNearney. We mean, not only did Aniston recently vacation in Tahiti with the Kimmels, but Jimmy and Molly also joined the former pair on their honeymoon getaway. At the end of the day, Saturday was simply about Billy! A People source recently revealed that the 49-year-old "is doing well," as she's "keeping busy and moving on with her life." As for Justin, he was too busy praising Jimmy's son on Instagram to worry about relationship drama: Happy ONE year birthday Billy! 🎂 A boy who in 365 days has done more for American national health care than we could all wish to do in our lifetimes. He doesn’t even know yet how courageous he is. An honor to know him and his incredible and equally courageous parents. ❤️ Thank you @CedarsSinai & @ChildrensLA #registertovoteA post shared by @ justintheroux on Apr 22, 2018 at 1:10am PDT Awwwwww! Too cute. We're just glad to see that Justin and Jennifer are navigating singledom well! [Image via WENN.].....»»

Category: gossipSource: perezhiltonApr 24th, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Hosts Star-Studded Oscars After Party with Wife Molly!

Jimmy Kimmel poses for a photo with his wife Molly McNearney while attending his private after party following the 2018 Oscars on Sunday night (March 4) at The Lot in West Hollywood, Calif. The 50-year-old late night host was joined by a star-studded crowd of friends, including several celebs who didn’t attend the show like [...] Jimmy Kimmel poses for a photo with his wife Molly McNearney while attending his private after party following the 2018 Oscars on Sunday night (March 4) at The Lot in West Hollywood, Calif. The 50-year-old late night host was joined by a star-studded crowd of friends, including several celebs who didn’t attend the show like Jennifer Aniston, Matt Damon, Miley Cyrus, and Liam Hemsworth, though they’re not pictured here. There were performances from Rita Ora and Bebe Rexha. The Lot was transformed into a mini food and cocktail festival with top chefs and bartenders ready to indulge Jimmy and his guests. Jimmy celebrated the party with Tequila Don Julio and Ciroc. He was even presented with his very own bedazzled Don Julio 1942 Magnum covered in crystals. 30+ pictures inside of Jimmy Kimmel at his after party….....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredMar 5th, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel & James Corden Rep Their Talk Shows at Emmys 2018

Jimmy Kimmel (with wife Molly McNearney) and James Corden (with wife Julia Carey) team up at the 2018 Emmy Awards! The hosts and presenters attended the event held at the Microsoft Theater on Monday (September 17) in Los Angeles. They were joined by Samantha Bee and Stephen Colbert. Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The Late Late Show [...] Jimmy Kimmel (with wife Molly McNearney) and James Corden (with wife Julia Carey) team up at the 2018 Emmy Awards! The hosts and presenters attended the event held at the Microsoft Theater on Monday (September 17) in Los Angeles. They were joined by Samantha Bee and Stephen Colbert. Jimmy Kimmel Live!, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, and The Late Show with Stephen Colbert are all nominated for Outstanding Variety Talk Series. SNL‘s Weekend Update comedians Michael Che and Colin Jost are hosting the show. Make sure to tune in on NBC! FYI: James is wearing Christian Louboutin shoes. Samantha is wearing CSARITE by Nak Armstrong, CSARITE by Karin Jamieson, and Hearts on Fire jewelry. 20+ pictures indie of Jimmy Kimmel and James Corden at the event….....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredSep 17th, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel mocks Melania Trump's accent, trolls White House Easter Egg Roll in monologue - Fox News

NewsweekJimmy Kimmel mocks Melania Trump's accent, trolls White House Easter Egg Roll in monologueFox NewsLate-night host Jimmy Kimmel mocks Melania Trump in his monologue on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" on April 3, 2018. (REUTERS). Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel didn't hold back the jabs at first lady Melania Trump on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" Monday night while mocking ...Jimmy Fallon, Seth Meyers, Jimmy Kimmel on White House bunnies in Best of Late NightUSA TODAYJimmy Kimmel wants to know: Are kids better spellers than Trump?EW.com (blog)Jimmy Kimmel Turned Trump's Tweets Into an Extremely Sad Spelling BeeDeciderTooFab -The Week Magazine -Metro US -UPROXXall 24 news articles ».....»»

Category: topSource: googlenewsApr 3rd, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals He And Wife Molly Didn"t Want "Get Too Close" To Son At First

Jimmy Kimmel Reveals He And Wife Molly Didn"t Want "Get Too Close" To Son At First.....»»

Category: topSource: contactmusicMar 13th, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Celebrates Son Billy"s First Birthday After Year of Heart Surgeries

Jimmy Kimmel shared the sweetest photo in honor of his son Billy‘s first birthday! The 50-year-old late night talk show host took to Instagram to share an adorable photo of his son while thanking the doctors and nurses who helped save his life. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Jimmy Kimmel “A yr ago [...] Jimmy Kimmel shared the sweetest photo in honor of his son Billy‘s first birthday! The 50-year-old late night talk show host took to Instagram to share an adorable photo of his son while thanking the doctors and nurses who helped save his life. PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Jimmy Kimmel “A yr ago today, God gave us this tough little boy. Today, we thank the nurses & doctors at @CedarsSinai & @ChildrensLA who saved his life & those who shared thoughts & prayers. We cannot stay quiet. Please wish Billy happy birthday by REGISTERING TO VOTE! vote.gov,” Jimmy captioned the below photo of Billy. Over the past year, Jimmy has been keeping fans and viewers up to date with all of the surgeries Billy has undergone after being born with a heart condition. A post shared by Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) on Apr 21, 2018 at 2:29pm PDT.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredApr 21st, 2018

Joined by his son Billy, an emotional Jimmy Kimmel makes the case for CHIP - USA TODAY

USA TODAYJoined by his son Billy, an emotional Jimmy Kimmel makes the case for CHIPUSA TODAYLike father, like son — Jimmy Kimmel and his son, Billy, both charmed Kimmel's viewers Monday night. Billy arrived in April with a serious congenital heart defect that required surgery immediately after his birth to repair a blocked pulmonary valve ...Kimmel takes infant son onstage in emotional return, slams Congress over health careABC NewsJimmy Kimmel brings out son Billy for a tearful health care pleaEW.comJimmy Kimmel brings son on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live,' asks Congress to renew CHIPChicago TribuneVanity Fair -Refinery29 -Tribune-Review -Today.comall 116 news articles ».....»»

Category: topSource: googlenewsDec 12th, 2017

Jimmy Kimmel Makes First Appearance with Son Billy!

Jimmy Kimmel made his first public appearance with his son Billy, five months, along with wife Molly and their daughter Jane, 3. The family attended the 2017 L.A. Loves Alex’s Lemonade event at the UCLA Royce Quad over the weekend in Los Angeles. Other celebrities in attendance include Camilla Belle, Wilmer Valderrama, Emily Wickersham, and [...] Jimmy Kimmel made his first public appearance with his son Billy, five months, along with wife Molly and their daughter Jane, 3. The family attended the 2017 L.A. Loves Alex’s Lemonade event at the UCLA Royce Quad over the weekend in Los Angeles. Other celebrities in attendance include Camilla Belle, Wilmer Valderrama, Emily Wickersham, and Bailee Madison. Jimmy and Molly‘s son underwent heart surgery days after being born, and will need two more heart surgeries in the future. The event ended up raising over $1.3 million for the Alex’s Lemonade Stand Foundation for childhood cancer research......»»

Category: topSource: justjaredSep 12th, 2017

Milo Ventimiglia Reveals All the Ways Jack Doesn"t Die In "This Is Us" Season 2 - Watch Here!

Milo Ventimiglia appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Tuesday (August 8), and of course host Jimmy Kimmel had to ask the biggest question surrounding his hit NBC family drama This Is Us: How did Jack die? The 40-year-old Emmy-nominated star made sure keep the truth on lock down, but he did reveal four ways the [...] Milo Ventimiglia appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Tuesday (August 8), and of course host Jimmy Kimmel had to ask the biggest question surrounding his hit NBC family drama This Is Us: How did Jack die? The 40-year-old Emmy-nominated star made sure keep the truth on lock down, but he did reveal four ways the beloved character doesn’t bite the dust in upcoming second season. “[Jack] did not die by sticking his head in the microwave while making popcorn. He eats a lot of popcorn!,” Milo joked with Jimmy. “He didn’t die while eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich on the toilet, like Elvis [Presley]. Gluten didn’t kill him. He was not overcome with emotion at a [Justin] Bieber concert. And he didn’t die giving birth.” Milo also talked about how he got Sylvester Stallone to agree to guest star on the show – Watch more after the cut! Milo Ventimiglia Reveals Details About His ‘This is Us’ Character’s Death Click inside to watch the rest of Milo Ventimiglia’s appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live… Milo Ventimiglia’s Parents Unimpressed by His Emmy Nomination Milo Ventimiglia Reveals How He Got Sylvester Stallone for ‘This is Us’ Jimmy Kimmel Helps Milo Ventimiglia Create ‘This is Us’ Merchandise.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredAug 9th, 2017

Watch: Jimmy Kimmel undergoes his first colonoscopy with supportive pal Katie Couric - USA TODAY

USA TODAYWatch: Jimmy Kimmel undergoes his first colonoscopy with supportive pal Katie CouricUSA TODAYJimmy Kimmel goes where he has ever gone before on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' (Photo: Frederick M. Brown, Getty Images). "So we're going to take a careful look in your colon today," Dr. Christina Ha tells a hospital-robed Jimmy Kimmel in a video. It's clear ...Jimmy Kimmel Lacerates Donald Trump For Congratulating Vladimir Putin On Fixed Election WinDeadlineWatch Jimmy Kimmel Get a Colonoscopy — with Katie Couric by His SidePEOPLE.comKatie Couric Takes Jimmy Kimmel to His First Colonoscopy -- Watch!Entertainment Tonightall 9 news articles ».....»»

Category: topSource: googlenewsMar 21st, 2018

Bono, Chris Martin & Sean Penn Take Part in Duet During Jimmy Kimmel"s Special Star-Studded (RED) Episode!

Jimmy Kimmel once again teamed up with Bono and his (RED) foundation for their annual (RED) episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live last night (November 29), and you can watch all the videos here! For the third year in a row, the 49-year-old comedian hosted the holiday-themed benefit episode in an effort to raise awareness and [...] Jimmy Kimmel once again teamed up with Bono and his (RED) foundation for their annual (RED) episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live last night (November 29), and you can watch all the videos here! For the third year in a row, the 49-year-old comedian hosted the holiday-themed benefit episode in an effort to raise awareness and money to help the fight against AIDS in honor of World AIDS Day on December 1. U2‘s Bono delivered a smoky rendition of the Frank Sinatra classic “One for My Baby” with help from Coldplay‘s Chris Martin and Sean Penn. Kristin Bell, Ashton Kutcher, Bryan Cranston, Rita Wilson, Sean “Diddy” Combs, DJ Khaled also all participated in various interviews, a (RED) Shopathon, and even a cute sing-along called “We’re Going to Hell” urging people to donate to the cause – Watch all the clips below! Bono and Chris Martin Sing ‘One for My Baby’ with Sean Penn Cameo Click inside to watch the rest of the videos from Jimmy Kimmel Live’s (RED) episode… “We’re Going to Hell” by The (RED) Pack 2017 Holiday Shopping with Jimmy Kimmel & Kristen Bell – (RED) Shopathon Sean Diddy Combs Wants to Change Your Name Bono Breaks U2 Pact to Never Play Golf for AIDS Fight Jimmy Kimmel Interviews Bono About the Fight Against AIDS.....»»

Category: topSource: justjaredNov 29th, 2017

Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Asked Jimmy Kimmel to Deliver His Baby - TIME

TIMEDwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Asked Jimmy Kimmel to Deliver His BabyTIMEDwayne Johnson, AKA The Rock, on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' asking Jimmy Kimmel to help deliver his baby. YouTube. By Melissa Locker. 12:25 PM EDT. Dwayne Johnson, aka The Rock, has a problem and he is pretty sure that Jimmy Kimmel can help him solve it. The ...Jimmy Kimmel Doesn't Understand Trump's Attacks on AmazonNew York TimesDwayne Johnson Wants Jimmy Kimmel to Be His Girlfriend's DoulaE! OnlineDwayne Johnson May Be Abroad When His Baby Girl Arrives — So He Wants Jimmy Kimmel to Step InPEOPLE.comTheWrap -Just Jared -TooFab -Fox Newsall 59 news articles ».....»»

Category: topSource: googlenewsApr 4th, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Cleaning Out His Cornhole

For those that say Jimmy Kimmel is full of shit he’s cleaning out his colon just for you. Will he be a better man after a cavity search he consented to? It’s up for argument. He has Katie Couric by his side to hold his hand as he bravely prepares himself to insert a camera […] The post Jimmy Kimmel Cleaning Out His Cornhole appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. For those that say Jimmy Kimmel is full of shit he’s cleaning out his colon just for you. Will he be a better man after a cavity search he consented to? It’s up for argument. He has Katie Couric by his side to hold his hand as he bravely prepares himself to insert a camera into his ass to check for colorectal cancer. Jimmy is a blessed man because this is clearly a first-world problem. The worst part about this entire situation is some slight embarrassment and a few butt jokes from close friends. There’s probably some small Filipino boy with a rectum full of mutated cells from eating pagpag dumpster dinner. Too bad the kid won’t be able to check his fudge tunnel for abnormalities due to the lack of his family’s income. His best bet now is just hoping Angelina Jolie adopts him, she has more than enough money and medical insurance for his holes to receive the same level of care as Kimmel’s holes. Since hitting the half-century mark this past fall, Jimmy Kimmel is taking doctor’s recommendations and getting a colonoscopy. Kimmel, who turned 50 in November  — the age that the American Cancer Society recommends men and women begin getting tested for colorectal cancer — prepares for a colonoscopy with Katie Couric. Kimmel chose Couric as his colon coach because her husband Jay Monahan died from colon cancer 20 years ago. Which practically confirms that her husband was devout heterosexual until the end. Because any man married to a woman overly concerned with the upkeep of his asshole should raise a red flag. It’s unfortunate that a man can’t just “walk off” colon cancer when it starts to hurt. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News / Splash News  The post Jimmy Kimmel Cleaning Out His Cornhole appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

Category: topSource: wwtddApr 5th, 2018