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Gigi Hadid Got Grabbed In Milan And Would Have Beat The Shit Out Of The Dude If No One Held Her Back

I know that all women are asking for it and everything, especially if they have the nerve to be like really hot or something, but it’s always a delight to watch everybody laugh it up whenever some mouth breather gets handsy or straight out evil with.....»»

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Jim Carrey Says He Didn’t Give STDs to His Dead Girlfriend

According to a revised complaint in a wrongful death suit surrounding Jim Carrey’s late girlfriend Cathriona White’s fatal overdose, Carrey not only gave her the pills, but several STD’s. The lawsuit was filed by White’s husband Ma.....»»

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A Fight Between Brad And Maddox Tore Apart The Pitt Family

Our parents couldn’t stay together so we looked to Brangelina for support. They were what we aspired to grow into–a partnership unbreakable, held together by the glue of six very lucky children. But that’s over now. We’re left with.....»»

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Portuguese Man Spent 43 Years in a Wheelchair on Wrong Diagnosis

Rufino Borrego is learning how to walk again after spending 43 years in a wheelchair based on a doctor’s fuck up. The Jornal de Noticias reported that, at 13, Borrego was diagnosed with incurable muscular dystrophy at a Lisbon hospital. This dude sp.....»»

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Could It Be Time for Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie to Date?

Divorce loves company! And everyone knows old flames are the healthiest place to go at the dissolution of your marriage. Back in 2012, Johnny Depp’s ex, Vanessa Paradis, swore that Depp and Jolie had to have canoodled and it’s not like they h.....»»

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Japanese Teens Take Strange Viral Meme to the Next Level

The latest thing in Japan is #PPAP or ‘Pen-pineapple-apple-pen.’ Basically teens are making their own abstract and strange versions of this thing by Japanese comedian Kosaka Daimaou. Yeah, man. And they are getting mad into it. I have a pen✏.....»»

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Monkeys Turn Man Into Fuck Pedestal

When you’re a ruggedly handsome man with a good batch of facial hair, you can expect sex to be a big part of your life. But it looks like no one prepared this ruggedly-handsome-man-with-a-good-batch-of-facial-hair for becoming a sex pedestal for oth.....»»

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Brad Pitt Did Not Like Angelina Jolie’s Humanitarian Ambitions

Oh so remember when Brad Pitt freaked out on that airplane and a marriage fell apart? Well, this just in: it all could have been prevented if Angelina had been a better wife! The creative types over at TMZ have this to share: Brad became increasingly upse.....»»

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Italian Lawyer Does NOT Like Sitting Next to Fat People

Let’s face it. Rich people fly better than many of us live. They’re accustomed to a certain standard and they’re entitled to it, of course. So what happens when an innocent rich man is placed next to a less than desirable flying mate? A.....»»

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Katharine McPhee Is So Hot Right Now

Nothing is going on with Katharine McPhee. Except working out constantly probably because she is looking fine in these pics taken of her frolicking on Miami Beach. Are you reading anything I’m saying or are you just jerking it? I’ll wait. Nah......»»

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These Two Teamed Up in a Berlin Subway to Rap or Something

After hearing INFIDELIX rapping in a Berlin subway, EllandM decided to join in on a song and freestyled with him. Using a backing track from Phantogram, the two improved a four and a half minute song which didn’t make me want to punch someone in th.....»»

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Put Your Butt On a Cooler For Likes: #YettiButting Is Taking Over

For someone with zero ass and more tits than I know what I do with, the latest Instagram trend is a facilitator of my worsening body dysmorphia. But above a hater of my own body, I am a lover of all other bodies. I love you. I love your butt. I will even .....»»

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Ariana Grande’s New Song Is Literally About the Soreness After Too Much Sex

Arianna Grande is de-Disneyfying and I’m here for it. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, take the suggestive video below as evidence. Arianna is the famous incarnation of the cheerleader at the top of the pyramid. She’s cute.....»»

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Kim Jong-un Executed Education Minister for Bad Posture

What is he, a catholic nun? According to The Daily Mail, Kim Jong-un had 63-year-old education minister Kim Yong-Jin murdered by firing squad because he had bad posture at a recent meeting. This slouching old man was apparently interrogated and found to b.....»»

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Amy Schumer Kicked Out a Fan Who Wanted to See Her Tits

Amy Schumer is a feminist, a man-hater and a bra-burning lesbian. Her jokes might be all about fucking but… I’m here to tell you, it’s an act. When a man at one of her Stockholm shows politely asked for her tits to be shown, she was forc.....»»

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Survivors of the Aurora Massacre Now Legally Owe Cinemark Theaters $700K

Y’all remember that shooting in the Aurora, CO theater where a dude dressed up as the Joker gunned down 12 people and injured 70 more during a premier of The Dark Knight Rises? While that dude’s in jail forever, the American justice system sti.....»»

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Gene Wilder Called Out Johnny Depp’s Wonka in Last Major Interview

Johnny Depp and Tim Burton need to be forcibly separated so they stop jerking each other off for a second. While Gene Wilder didn’t put it so bluntly, because he was a classy older gentleman of taste and not a gross sarcastic piece of shit that make.....»»

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Selena Gomez Says She’s Taking Time Off Due to Lupus, Friends Say She Might Need to Go Back to Rehab

After spending months on her world tour, Selena Gomez is taking some time off to take care of herself because of her lupus-induced anxiety, depression, and panic attacks. She recently told People magazine: “I’ve discovered that anxiety, panic .....»»

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Bill Nye Isn’t Ready To Let The World End, Gets His Own Show Back

I don’t know whether to be in love with or terrified of Netflix. They got me swooning with these great ideas, but they got me reviling at their potential to control my every thought. But when I heard that Bill Nye was going to be coming back to tv a.....»»

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Go Back to Work People, Rihanna Finally Kissed Drake

We’re just a week shy of the one week anniversary of the night Rihanna curved the world, but could my theory be right? Could Rihanna literally have just told Drake she couldn’t kiss because of lipstick? Because last night, after Drake brought .....»»

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