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Bill Cosby Jailed, Rep Claims “Most Racist And Sexist Trial In History”

Bill Cosby is heading off to a state prison for three to ten years. The move has been a long time coming, and now, as our punishment, we get to hear everyone’s opinion on the sentencing. According to TMZ, the judge classified Cosby as a “sexually violent predator,” and he now has to register with […] The post Bill Cosby Jailed, Rep Claims “Most Racist And Sexist Trial In History” appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Bill Cosby is heading off to a state prison for three to ten years. The move has been a long time coming, and now, as our punishment, we get to hear everyone’s opinion on the sentencing. According to TMZ, the judge classified Cosby as a “sexually violent predator,” and he now has to register with the sex-offender registry. Kind of like a bridal registry except all you get is a pickled eighty-one-year-old former comedian. The man really making this case perfect fodder for the next American Crime Story is Cosby’s slightly unhinged rep Andrew Wyatt, who is pulling the “race” card, along with the rarer “Jesus” card and the risky “male” card: I believe and think it is important to point out that this has been the most racist and sexist trial in the history of the United States, [featuring] white women who make money off of accusing black men of being sexual predators. Wyatt isn’t about to let Jesus get out of this unscathed, and said about the vast similarities between our Lord and Savior and an old rapist: Mr. Cosby knows that God is watching over him. He knows that these are lies. They persecuted Jesus and looked what happened. Not saying Mr. Cosby is Jesus. But we know what this country has done to black men for centuries. Watched them fuck Kim Kardashian? What’s she have to do with this. Honestly, Cosby should acclimate well to jail. According to TMZ he will actually be served pudding, and according to the series Oz, there will be raping. Like the good ol’ days.   Photo Credit: CNN The post Bill Cosby Jailed, Rep Claims “Most Racist And Sexist Trial In History” appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Stella Egitto amfAR and Wide and Crap Around the Web

Make your Tuesday a little sexier with these sexy links including Alexis Ren's rack, Bella Thorne's smolder, and the latest nudity filled DVD and Blu-ray releases! The post Stella Egitto amfAR and Wide and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Make your Tuesday a little sexier with these sexy links including Alexis Ren’s rack, Bella Thorne’s smolder, and the latest nudity filled DVD and Blu-ray releases! Alexis Ren’s Self Promotion for Dancing with the Stars of the Day Guess Who This Sweater Sweetie Turned Into! Carla Howe’s Nipple Pops Out of her Red Bra Ultra Hotties And Busty Cleavage On Display For The amfAR Gala Red Carpet In Milan Stephanie Pratt Beautiful Topless Shots While Changing Her Bikini Dakota Fanning Selfies Her Sexy Little Legs In Skin-Tight Leggings Joanna Halpin Sexy Swimsuit Picture Moment This Week’s Skin-Filled DVD and Blu-ray Releases Top Ten Hottest Celebrities From Mississippi Maya Stepper See Through at Rihanna’s Diamond Ball! Mariah Carey Would ‘Love’ to Do Super Bowl Halftime Show Bella Thorne’s #SlayEm of the Day Nikki Bella Says She Doesn’t Talk to John Cena Anymore, ‘I’m Doing Me’ The post Stella Egitto amfAR and Wide and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Chris Pratt Believes Christ Belongs In Hollywood

Contrary to popular opinion, Chris Pratt still believes that there’s Christianity to be found in Hollywood. You just have to look really hard under a rug somewhere. I mean there was even a pedophile-themed, oops, I mean Pope-themed Met Gala not too long ago. Christianity can make a comeback in Hollywood, they just need better […] The post Chris Pratt Believes Christ Belongs In Hollywood appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Contrary to popular opinion, Chris Pratt still believes that there’s Christianity to be found in Hollywood. You just have to look really hard under a rug somewhere. I mean there was even a pedophile-themed, oops, I mean Pope-themed Met Gala not too long ago. Christianity can make a comeback in Hollywood, they just need better PR. History has proven that anytime white men dress up in elaborate wizard costumes outside of the month of October, they’re either banging little boys in the confession booth or chasing minorities out of town. Someone send Pope Francis some chinos and an oxford from J. Crew and maybe the world will be able to trust again. I don’t know about you, but I’m still waiting for Passion of The Christ 2: Jesus Reloaded and Passion of The Christ 3: Revelations & Rapture. As an actor who often speaks out about his Christian faith, Chris Pratt isn’t convinced that Hollywood is anti-religious. “I think that there’s this narrative that exists out there that Hollywood is anti-Christian or anti-religious, but it’s just not the case,” the “Jurassic World” star told The Associated Press this week. On the contrary, Pratt said, Hollywood’s culture encourages people to embrace whatever is authentic to them. “They are kind of not anti-anything. They are kind of pro whatever is authentic to you. And I like that,” the actor said. “Because it’s authentic for me to be pro-Christian, pro-Jesus. That’s my thing. I like it.” Pratt said that no one in Hollywood has ever tried to shame him to his face about his faith. Even if they did it behind his back, he said, “I’m not going to change.” Christ has always been around amongst celebrities. Ben-Hur was a blockbuster, Kanye West is responsible for one of the more palatable gospel songs disguised as rap, and Mel Gibson made Jesus a superstar for the second time. I blame the Mel scandal that left elite circles with a sour taste about our lord and savior, Jesus H. Christ. Mel messed it up after letting his anti-semitism shit all over the place. It’s a free country, and you’re free to feel however you want about other groups, but you have to curb those sentiments in public. I’m all for burning almost every Adam Sandler movie I come across in the town square like it’s Deutschland in 1930, but I make sure as everyone unitedly tosses their copy of You Don’t Mess With the Zohan in unison into the fire, they’re aware we’re not doing this because he’s a Jew. But because it’s of the utmost importance to try to erase every copy of such a horrible movie from human history. So maybe the bible should start being printed with a disclaimer: not all views expressed by followers, or horrible acts of humanity attempting to be justified by this book, directly reflect the beliefs of the Holy creator. Photo Credit: Chris Pratt’s current girlfriend Katherine Schwarzenegger from Getty Images / Instagram [Chris Pratt and Katherine Schwarzenegger On Those Dumb Scooters] The post Chris Pratt Believes Christ Belongs In Hollywood appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Pete Davidson Jerked Off To Ariana Grande Before Meeting Her, Thanks Her For Sex, Other Things Too

"Any time we're intimate, I'm always apologizing and saying thank you. I swear to God. I'm like, you're awesome for doing this, thank you so much." The post Pete Davidson Jerked Off To Ariana Grande Before Meeting Her, Thanks Her For Sex, Other Things Too appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Ariana Grande (@arianagrande) on Jun 9, 2018 at 10:32am PDT   Pete Davidson’s recent chit-chat with Howard Stern revealed, among other things, that he jerked off to Ariana Grande before meeting her. Alex I’ll take things a sexual predator says for a billion. Sometimes it’s nice to have private thoughts. Little secrets with ourselves. Could you imagine going on a date with a woman and telling her that you’ve been jacking off to her Instagram pictures for years? They didn’t put that in a Nicholas Sparks movie. Davidson didn’t get this memo about self-preservation, and I’m just surprised that we don’t have graphic details about his shit wiping habits yet. This isn’t just oversharing. It’s clinical: I was jerking off to her before I met her. I’ve been [the guy who wasn’t dating Ariana]. I’ve been in the other shoes. Who knew I was practising this whole time? The comment comes on the heels of Davidson previously stating “My dick’s forever hard,” in reference to his relationship with Grande. If Davidson wasn’t a strung out big-dicked ugly ass son of a bitch vampire, his latest comment to Stern could hit the ear differently. But as it stands, it’s the setup for a special vampire episode of To Catch a Predator. Davidson, possibly even more damningly, also revealed that he profusely thanks Grande for intercourse: Any time we’re intimate, I’m always apologizing and saying thank you. I swear to God. I’m like, you’re awesome for doing this, thank you so much. Isn’t this a huge turnoff? Wouldn’t the woman’s vagina wither up and die, but not before texting all her friends’ vaginas about the bizarre encounter? The lesson today is, find you a girl so mentally fucked from a bombing at her concert that she wants to be thanked for sex? Or something. Photo Credit: Instagram   The post Pete Davidson Jerked Off To Ariana Grande Before Meeting Her, Thanks Her For Sex, Other Things Too appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 116: The Best Nude Scenes of 1986

Don't 86 this week's episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast! The post Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 116: The Best Nude Scenes of 1986 appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Don’t 86 this week’s episode of the Mr. Skin Podcast! Mr. Skin is going to talk about a wonderful year for nudity: 1986. Come with him on this episode as he counts down the top ten nude scenes of 1986, including such Skin Hall of Famers as Kim Basinger, Melanie Griffith, and a very young Nicole Kidman. And for a little more modern nudity, we also have an interview with our Cam Model of the Week, Cat xx! Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, as well as your chance to call into the show and make your voice heard! The post Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 116: The Best Nude Scenes of 1986 appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Miley Cyrus’ Sister Selling Her Tears For Absurd Price

I’m the type of person that rather have a handful of titties than responsibilities. Just having to acknowledge Noah Cyrus’ existence feels like a chore. Matthew McConaughey 7:14 in the New Celebrity Testament states “for the gate to fame is narrow and the road is hard that leads to the easy life, and there are […] The post Miley Cyrus’ Sister Selling Her Tears For Absurd Price appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I’m the type of person that rather have a handful of titties than responsibilities. Just having to acknowledge Noah Cyrus’ existence feels like a chore. Matthew McConaughey 7:14 in the New Celebrity Testament states “for the gate to fame is narrow and the road is hard that leads to the easy life, and there are few who find it.” Noah is one of those individuals that believe they’re on the right road, but they’re not. It’s the only way someone famous for being someone’s sister and dating a low-tier rapper could attach a $12,000 price tag to a vial of their own tears. Her last name is Cyrus, not Kardashian. I doubt Kim could even fetch that much for her used underwear. What’s anyone supposed to do with a jar of tears? Noah Cyrus is turning her tears over Lil Xan into liquid gold. In preparation for the release of her new album “Good Cry,” the pop star has teamed up with clothing company Pizzaslime on a limited capsule collection of merchandise. Some of the pieces in the line include T-shirts featuring her father Billy Ray Cyrus’ face tattooed with the words “achy, breaky,” a mug that reads “Noah Cyrus Tears,” and sweatshirts that say “sry i’m trash,” “Noah Cyrus sucks” and “sadness.” Most notable, however, is the small vial of liquid labeled “Noah Cyrus Tears” being sold for $12,000. According to the product’s description, “This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness.” Noah’s entire attempt at achieving celebrity status reminds me of a questionable time I had on the toilet not too long ago. When first coming out there was a splash, Noah being a Cyrus and all, but only time and further examination would be able to tell if things were going to sink or swim, both turd and Noah’s career. And when finally getting off the pot, you’re able able to see how hideous it all is with no hope of float, and now all you want to do is flush. Because that’s the standard reaction to any piece of poo peddling useless bodily fluids for $12,000. Someone needs to flush Noah. Photo Credit: Instagram / Pizzaslime  The post Miley Cyrus’ Sister Selling Her Tears For Absurd Price appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Breaking: Chrissy Teigen Says She Is Easy

On the most recent episode of Watch What Happens Live, Chrissy Teigen reveals that she's just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to fuck her. Teigen really rocked Hollywood by admitting that she's whorey, stating that she banged John Legend on the same day that she met him. The fact that more than fifteen minutes passed between when she met a man and when she fucked him means that she's more reserved than I previously thought. The post Breaking: Chrissy Teigen Says She Is Easy appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   On the most recent episode of Watch What Happens Live, Chrissy Teigen reveals that she’s just a girl. Standing in front of a boy. Asking him to fuck her. Teigen really rocked Hollywood by admitting that she’s whorey, stating that she banged John Legend on the same day that she met him. The fact that more than fifteen minutes passed between when she met a man and when she fucked him means that she’s more reserved than I previously thought: I closed the deal the first [night]. It’s fine! We were on a music video set all day together, and then I went to one of his shows, and then … yeah. Barf. Women as attention-starved as Teigen need penises inside their holes in order to feel complete. But even after receiving hundreds of penises throughout her illustrious penis career, Teigen still feels so empty that she’s willing to sic a deadly hornet on her daughter for attention. And willing to divulge her personal sex life to a Desperate Housewife and gay supervillain. The woman obviously needs more penises stat. Anyone up for it? Photo Credit: Instagram The post Breaking: Chrissy Teigen Says She Is Easy appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Madison Beer Bong Hit and Crap Around the Web

Start your week off on the good foot with these sexy links including Sofia Vergara's breasts, Alexa Chung's nipples, and the most skin-filled films leaving streaming next month! The post Madison Beer Bong Hit and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Start your week off on the good foot with these sexy links including Sofia Vergara’s breasts, Alexa Chung’s nipples, and the most skin-filled films leaving streaming next month! Sofia Vergara Big Tits for a Lingerie Ad of the Day Jennifer Lopez Falls On Stage During Vegas Residency Performance Lily Allen Nipples in Black Lacy Dress Madison Beer In A Crop Top Is Everything Your Day Needs Playmate Shelby Chesnes Has Perfect Curves In All The Right Places Dakota Johnson Drops Some Seriously Sexy Cleavage Genevieve Rokero Sexy Sweaty Picture Moment Leaving Streaming in October 2018: Eyes Wide Shut, Mulholland Dr, Babel, and More Top Ten Hottest Celebrities From Missouri Hannah Ferguson Posing in a See Through Bra! Kylie Jenner Gets Dolled Up for BFF Jordyn Woods’ Birthday Bash Alexa Chung Showing Off her Nipples of the Day Cardi B and Nicki Minaj both in Milan for Fashion Week The post Madison Beer Bong Hit and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Who’d You Rather: Kate Beckinsale Or Her Daughter Lily Mo Sheen

A Who'd You Rather between a MILF and her sexed-up teen offspring. Motherhood really is a gift. The post Who’d You Rather: Kate Beckinsale Or Her Daughter Lily Mo Sheen appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   it’s actually called an uneven tan and it’s normal A post shared by lily sheen (@lily_sheen) on Jun 27, 2017 at 2:26pm PDT   A Who’d You Rather between a MILF and her sexed-up teen offspring. Motherhood really is a gift. Last week we were all reminded of forty-five-year-old Kate Beckinsale’s insane hotness as she was photographed hanging out with her twenty-three-year-old boyfriend Matt Rife and a gay serial killer, so what better time is there to pit her against ner nineteen-year-old daughter Lily Mo Sheen. Come on baby. Do the Lily Mo Sheen. Depending on how you feel about the bangibility of this mother/daughter duo is all relative. Head to the comments to let us know who you’d rather: Kate Beckinsale or Lily Mo Sheen.     View this post on Instagram   i’m on your roof like the scarecrow skinwalker from Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark A post shared by lily sheen (@lily_sheen) on Aug 12, 2018 at 5:38pm PDT   View this post on Instagram   really busy day A post shared by lily sheen (@lily_sheen) on Apr 10, 2017 at 9:42am PDT   View this post on Instagram   18 with an attitude 19 kinda snotty acting real rude A post shared by lily sheen (@lily_sheen) on Aug 3, 2018 at 6:09pm PDT   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by lily sheen (@lily_sheen) on Aug 18, 2017 at 6:00pm PDT   View this post on Instagram   Float float and some funny marks on your bum when you get up A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Apr 10, 2017 at 12:58am PDT   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Apr 10, 2017 at 1:31pm PDT   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Jul 29, 2018 at 5:47am PDT   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Jul 26, 2018 at 4:50pm PDT   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Kate Beckinsale (@katebeckinsale) on Jul 16, 2018 at 11:07am PDT Photo Credit: Instagram The post Who’d You Rather: Kate Beckinsale Or Her Daughter Lily Mo Sheen appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Eva Mendes Is A Struggling Mother

Please don’t forget about Eva Mendes. She’s more than Ryan Gosling’s good looking goo depository that he has yet to put a ring on. She has talent, but baby-mommahood is a challenge and it’s keeping her very busy. It’s like one day you go from all the guys wanting to stuff your cannoli with cream […] The post Eva Mendes Is A Struggling Mother appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Please don’t forget about Eva Mendes. She’s more than Ryan Gosling’s good looking goo depository that he has yet to put a ring on. She has talent, but baby-mommahood is a challenge and it’s keeping her very busy. It’s like one day you go from all the guys wanting to stuff your cannoli with cream because you’re a hot piece of A-list ass to conspiracy theories suggesting you probably passed away since no one has seen your face in a movie in years. Eva is selling clothes now. The below H&M quality kind aimed at impulsive women who list “shopping” as an essential hobby on their Tinder profile. Mendes hasn’t found balance in her life between the kids, not acting, and selling clothes. In a chat with ABC News surrounding her fall Eva Mendes Collection for New York & Co. launch, the 44-year-old mother of two admitted finding time for fashion while parenting daughters Amada Lee, 2, and Esmeralda Amada, 4, inspired her to add tees for her new collection because “sometimes it’s just a challenge to get dressed.” “I just struggle like every other working mother. It’s so hard, and I haven’t figured out the balance at all,” Mendes said. It’s insulting that Eva is comparing herself to other working mothers. I bet her children have always had Honest diapers hand signed by Jessica Alba or better their entire lives. You can’t compare yourself to the little woman until you’ve blocked a few babysitters that you’ve stiffed phone numbers because Enfamil isn’t cheap and you don’t get residual checks for Hitch and Training Day reruns on FX. Photo Credit: Instagram / Getty Images  The post Eva Mendes Is A Struggling Mother appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Demi Lovato Looks Suspiciously Like Someone Who Isn’t A Heroin Addict In First Post-Rehab Pic

You all get your manties into a wad whenever we merely suggest that Demi Lovato faked her heroin overdose to boost sales of her single Sober, but this new pic from TMZ - the first image of Lovato snapped since she was admitted into rehab after her Hollywood Hills overdose in July - is pretty damning. Picture a heroin addict. So Mischa Barton. Now look at this pic of Lovato. Do we really need to play Spot the Difference? The post Demi Lovato Looks Suspiciously Like Someone Who Isn’t A Heroin Addict In First Post-Rehab Pic appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Demi Lovato (@ddlovato) on Jun 6, 2018 at 1:53pm PDT   You all get your manties into a wad whenever we merely suggest that Demi Lovato faked her alleged heroin overdose to boost sales of her single Sober, but this new pic from TMZ – the first image of Lovato snapped since she was admitted into rehab after her Hollywood Hills overdose in July – is pretty damning. Picture a heroin addict. So Mischa Barton. Now look at this pic of Lovato. Do we really need to play Spot the Difference? The basically bitchy Lovato looks like her biggest worry in life is what caption to pair with her seasonal Pumpkin Spice Latte Instagram selfie. And that would be “People of the world, Spice up your Latte.” Not which brand of makeup is best at concealing track marks. According to TMZ, Lovato was recently relocated from her East Coast rehab facility to one closer to her home on the West Coast. This pic was snapped during Lovato’s free day. Interesting how people not addicted to heroin like to spend their free day kicking it in a parking lot with a random woman holding a dog. And interesting how people addicted to heroin like to spend their free days not doing this. Just presenting the facts. Do with them what you wish. Head HERE for the exclusive pic Photo Credit: Instagram / Getty Images  The post Demi Lovato Looks Suspiciously Like Someone Who Isn’t A Heroin Addict In First Post-Rehab Pic appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Pete Davidson Deletes Insane Instagram Video, But You Can See It Here

  It’s been a while since we heard about any significant developments between ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande, and naturally people assumed that he sucked her dry before turning into a bat. But they’re still here and on their same shit. Davidson – who […] The post Pete Davidson Deletes Insane Instagram Video, But You Can See It Here appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   It’s been a while since we heard about any significant developments between ugly ass son of a bitch vampire Pete Davidson and America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande, and naturally people assumed that he sucked her dry before turning into a bat. But they’re still here and on their same shit. Davidson – who both entered showbiz and engaged one of the biggest pop stars in the world without assuming he’d receive media scrutiny – is still struggling with fame. It’s the pap camera flashes. A known vampire phobia. During the height of Pete and Ariana fever in July, Davidson deleted all of his Instagram posts after getting his feelings hurt online. This past Friday he returned to Instagram for the first time with a video of him addressing a crowd of paps with: Hey, how are you? How you guys doing? You guys look great. Oh, welcome home! He screams out the last part like someone who’s doing well mentally. He captioned the video with: @nbcsnl back next week. f–k the internet tho… Anyone who was around for Britney Spears’ umbrella-wielding meltdown with the paps will know exactly where this is heading. Over the weekend Davidson deleted the video, leaving the number of posts on his Instagram at zero. Just the right amount. With Davidson’s busy Saturday Night Live schedule resuming on September 29th, it will be interesting to see how his meltdown progresses and when exactly he and Grande will split. Thanks to Twitter, we have Davidson’s deleted Instagram video, which will surely be seen by some jury at some point for something. Bless the internet tho.   SNL comedian, Pete Davidson, returns to Instagram after having wiped his Instagram slate clean for months: “back next week. f*ck the internet tho…” pic.twitter.com/XLwnzpV3AE — Current Pop (@currentpop) September 20, 2018 Photo Credit: Backgrid, Getty Images Photo Credit: Getty Images / Splash News / Backgrid USA  The post Pete Davidson Deletes Insane Instagram Video, But You Can See It Here appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Now You: Dogs or Cats

  While cats have gotten a really bum rap since popularly embraced by Taylor Swift and other tall lesbians, all cats aren’t bad, and this isn’t a place where we’re going to judge a man simply for liking cats. Be brave cat men. Speak up. I personally think cats are little pieces of satanic shit, […] The post Now You: Dogs or Cats appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   While cats have gotten a really bum rap since popularly embraced by Taylor Swift and other tall lesbians, all cats aren’t bad, and this isn’t a place where we’re going to judge a man simply for liking cats. Be brave cat men. Speak up. I personally think cats are little pieces of satanic shit, and while I’ve met cute cats before, I always got the sense that they wanted to murder me. Now if they would just murder Taylor Swift, maybe I’d like ’em. Dogs are man’s best friend, but they can obviously be shitty too. So, dogs or cats? Let us know below. Photo Credit: Instagram The post Now You: Dogs or Cats appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Emilia Clarke Doesn’t Know What To Do With Her Life Now

I’m often amazed how having a handicap has gone from being a disability to being an advantage. Wheelchair parking takes up a good percentage of prime parking at every establishment. Even at places like the gym, where there’s always 100 percent more wheelchair accessible parking spaces than wheelchair accessible treadmills. I’m willing to bet the […] The post Emilia Clarke Doesn’t Know What To Do With Her Life Now appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I’m often amazed how having a handicap has gone from being a disability to being an advantage. Wheelchair parking takes up a good percentage of prime parking at every establishment. Even at places like the gym, where there’s always 100 percent more wheelchair accessible parking spaces than wheelchair accessible treadmills. I’m willing to bet the imp pimp with daddy issues Peter Dinklage is landing all of these post Game of Thrones roles just because of his size. Meanwhile, Emilia Clarke is having an existential crisis now that the show’s over. I feel her pain. I’d be bawling my eyes out too if the best offers I’m receiving towards the end of my career include starring next to a sexually unsure of himself Donald Glover in Solo. Seems like a demotion after earning the title “Mother of Dragons.” Emilia Clarke has spent eight long years working on Games of Thrones, so it was “bittersweet” for her when filming for season eight wrapped up back in July. In fact, Emilia was in an “existential crisis” as she realized she had no clue what she was going to do with her life after the show. The 31-year-old actress, who plays Daenerys Targaryen in the hit HBO series, said “It’s bittersweet, we’ve all done a lot of crying. There’s been a lot of crying on set,” Emilia revealed. Emilia even confirmed her crisis is legit after tattooing dragons on her wrist. She’s treating GOT like the guy that took her virginity in high school when she should be treating it like the first boy that fingerbanged her in middle school. Draw a few hearts on the back of a notebook with “I love Game of Thrones” around it, don’t impulsively tattoo CGI dragons on your arm just because it seems like a good idea at the moment. Every good thing must come to an end eventually. The post Emilia Clarke Doesn’t Know What To Do With Her Life Now appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Blind Item: Wife Forced By A-List Husband To Eat 1200 Calories, Workout Nonstop

"This A+ list mostly movie actor makes his wife log everything she eats each day and can't go over 1200 calories. He also makes her work out two hours a day. To make sure she does, he has a trainer come to the house every day even on weekends. Our actor gets to do what he wants." The post Blind Item: Wife Forced By A-List Husband To Eat 1200 Calories, Workout Nonstop appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Hilaria Thomas Baldwin (@hilariabaldwin) on Aug 28, 2018 at 11:38am PDT   This Blind Item has become a bit of a hot topic here at the dark web headquarters. First off, let’s just agree that there are worse things than being forced to be fit. I’m not saying what’s described below isn’t emotional abuse, I’m just saying that if I had someone here to slap the slice of cake that I just ate out of my greasy hedonist hands and then punch me, I’d be better for it. A ton of actors with skinny wives could work for this Blind Item. Alec Baldwin is obviously an asshole, and his wife Hilaria Thomas Baldwin (video above, ::sound on::) is super thin, especially for her tit size, and especially for having four kids. Harrison Ford fell for Ally McBulimic Calista Flockhart years ago when she was just bones and bitchiness, and possibly wanted her to stay that way – by any means necessary? Then there’s Christian Bale, who seems like he’d be more up for just plain beating the calories out of his wife. Anyone we’re missing? And who’s your final answer? Let us know in the comments. ____________________ This A+ list mostly movie actor makes his wife log everything she eats each day and can’t go over 1200 calories. He also makes her work out two hours a day. To make sure she does, he has a trainer come to the house every day even on weekends. Our actor gets to do what he wants. ____________________ H/T: Crazydaysandnights Photo Credit: Hilaria Thomas Baldwin Instagram The post Blind Item: Wife Forced By A-List Husband To Eat 1200 Calories, Workout Nonstop appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Khloe Kardashian Baffled By Rude Comments About Her Baby

I don’t think many people are concerned about what Khloe is up to anymore. She’s right next to Kendall and Kourtney, completing the unholy trinity of Kardashian-Jenners that the world couldn’t care any less about. And by care, I mean on a Kardashian scale, compared to the top attention whores Kim and Kylie. Khloe had […] The post Khloe Kardashian Baffled By Rude Comments About Her Baby appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I don’t think many people are concerned about what Khloe is up to anymore. She’s right next to Kendall and Kourtney, completing the unholy trinity of Kardashian-Jenners that the world couldn’t care any less about. And by care, I mean on a Kardashian scale, compared to the top attention whores Kim and Kylie. Khloe had to be cheated on to make headlines again, all Kylie had to do was say she never had milk with cereal the entire 21 years that she’s been alive. The bar is a little lower for some in the family. But Khloe is feeling the fame withdrawal and she has a black baby. One that actually exited her instead of the doors of an adoption agency a la the Madonna/Angelina special. Khloe put on her thinking cap and victim outfit. She disabled comments for pictures of her child, but not for her selfies. It really got the people looking in her direction. Khloe Kardashian has had to deal with racist and other hateful online remarks about her daughter True Thompson since the day she first shared a photo of her and it appears the reality star has had enough. On Tuesday, the 34-year-old posted a new pic of her and the child and disabled the comments. She did not specify a reason. She later posted photos of herself and left the comments option turned on. In July, Khloe fired back at a Twitter user who said True was not cute. “What self-respecting adult would even comment on a child’s appearance?” the reality star tweeted. “What type of disgusting human being are you? It’s pathetic that you are this miserable in your life.” Some random internet user saying your kid isn’t cute isn’t a good reason for uproar. But since there’s a legal age requirement for plastic surgery, I see why Khloe was upset. You can’t stuff baby True’s lips with fillers before her first birthday. Beauty is subjective. And some babies are ugly. Khloe wants to protect her ego more than her kid. Photo Credit: Getty Images / Instagram / Backgrid USA  The post Khloe Kardashian Baffled By Rude Comments About Her Baby appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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A Rita Ora Fixation and Crap Around the Web

It's finally Friday! Treat yourself to some sexy links including Sarah Paulson's pair, Dua Lipa's love muffins, and recent nude scenes you may have missed! The post A Rita Ora Fixation and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s finally Friday! Treat yourself to some sexy links including Sarah Paulson’s pair, Dua Lipa’s love muffins, and recent nude scenes you may have missed! Sarah Paulson Got Them Lesbian Titties Out of the Day Olivia Culpo Wears Stunning Little Black Dress at Paris Fashion Week Alexa Chung Slight Nipple Peek in Pink Dress Rita Ora Getting The Last She Can Out Of Summer In Banging Bikini Model Hannah Ferguson’s See-Through Top For Fashion Week In Milan Megan Fox Selfies Her Insanely Sexy/Flawless Little Self Jasmine Tookes Sexy Lingerie Picture Moment Summer 2018 Nudity Catch-Up: Recent Nude Scenes You May Have Missed Lily Rader Experiences An Intense Loss Of Her Virginity Over at Pure Taboo Gwendoline Christie Braless Cleavage for Evening Standard! Cardi B Posts One-Year Anniversary Pic of Bedroom Wedding with Offset Dua Lipa Tits Out for Fashion of the Day Stormy Daniels Claims Ben Roethlisberger ‘Terrified’ Her During Kiss Attempt The post A Rita Ora Fixation and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Sep 21st, 2018Related News

Where To See Nudity From This Weekend’s Stars, Featuring Keira Knightley’s Boobs

  Keira Knightley goes tits out to get her lez on in this weekend’s Colette, but if you’re not man enough to go to a pussy indie theater, you can see her boobs in 2005’s Domino. And in another new release, The Song of Sway Lake, you can catch a bunch of nude chicks, including Anna […] The post Where To See Nudity From This Weekend’s Stars, Featuring Keira Knightley’s Boobs appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Keira Knightley goes tits out to get her lez on in this weekend’s Colette, but if you’re not man enough to go to a pussy indie theater, you can see her boobs in 2005’s Domino. And in another new release, The Song of Sway Lake, you can catch a bunch of nude chicks, including Anna Shields and starlet on the rise Mary Beth Peil. Head HERE for a nude peek The post Where To See Nudity From This Weekend’s Stars, Featuring Keira Knightley’s Boobs appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Sep 21st, 2018Related News

Sexy Handmaid’s Tale Halloween Costume Pulled After Backlash

  More like “under his brown eye.” Right gents? I don’t know what that means. What I do know is that Elisabeth Moss’ frumpy dumpy and grumpy brainwashed Scientologist ass somehow made the Hulu series The Handmaid’s Tale worse than it would have inevitably been without her. A show about a dystopian world in which America’s […] The post Sexy Handmaid’s Tale Halloween Costume Pulled After Backlash appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   More like “under his brown eye.” Right gents? I don’t know what that means. What I do know is that Elisabeth Moss’ frumpy dumpy and grumpy brainwashed Scientologist ass somehow made the Hulu series The Handmaid’s Tale worse than it would have inevitably been without her. A show about a dystopian world in which America’s future hinges on the sexual enslavement of women. Fun. What the series always needed was more leg, and thanks to the brain trust over at Yandy – one of the companies responsible for annual tone-deaf Halloween costume viral stories – we now know what that would have looked like. Yandy released, then quickly pulled, a sexy Handmaid’s Tale costume, and described the getup on their website with: An upsetting dystopian future has emerged where women no longer have a say. However, we say be bold and speak your mind in this exclusive Brave Red Maiden costume. Praise be. Even though the show is basically torture porn, people had a problem with the whorey costume, and after it was pulled, Yandy stated: Over the last few hours, it has become obvious that our “Yandy Brave Red Maiden Costume” is being seen as a symbol of women’s oppression, rather than an expression of women’s empowerment. This is unfortunate, as it was not our intention on any level. And added: Our initial inspiration to create the piece was through witnessing its use in recent months as a powerful protest image. This is some meta shit. What other controversial sexy Halloween costumes await us in 2018? This is nothing. I won’t be happy until we have Sexy Crying Girl At Border.   Photo Credit: Yandy The post Sexy Handmaid’s Tale Halloween Costume Pulled After Backlash appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Sep 21st, 2018Related News

Mr. Skin Minute: Nude Olivia Wilde Will Give You a Lust, for ‘Life Itself’ (VIDEO)

Mr. Skin Minute: Nude Olivia Wilde Will Give You a Lust, for ‘Life Itself’ (VIDEO).....»»

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