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[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Feb 6th, 2019Related News

Amy Schumer Receives Baby Cake With Weak Anal Cavity

It seems like ugly runs in Amy Schumer’s family. Ugly Amy received an ugly gift from in-laws that ended up being an ugly baby shower cake complete with partially prolapsed butthole. I’m not surprised that Schumer’s cake looks like a joke gone wrong. Because her life is joke gone wrong. And most of the babble […] The post Amy Schumer Receives Baby Cake With Weak Anal Cavity appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It seems like ugly runs in Amy Schumer’s family. Ugly Amy received an ugly gift from in-laws that ended up being an ugly baby shower cake complete with partially prolapsed butthole. I’m not surprised that Schumer’s cake looks like a joke gone wrong. Because her life is joke gone wrong. And most of the babble she got paid to say on stage were jokes gone wrong. And Jesus Christ, still the most noteworthy news Amy has to contribute is centered around her joke of a vagina. Thoughts and prayers to anyone that’s ever seen that thing in person. Chris Fischer, you’re either going blind like Bill Cosby or you’re a man that knows no standards. Because you’ve basically reproduced with a hairless Yeti. I hope you’re booked and charged for several counts of mythological bestiality. With her due date growing closer, Amy Schumer announced that she had received a very “horrifying” gift from her husband Chris Fischer‘s sister Molly Fischer: a cake depicting a crowning baby, with a doll head poking out to greet the world. I really thought those bachelorette party BBC cakes were bad, but this cake sure gives that shit a run for its money. And now it’s inspired the horrifying question in my head of “what color are Amy’s pubes really if her sister-in-law used chocolate sprinkles?” I don’t want to know the answer but the curiosity of knowing just to know is killing me. But I rather drink bleach on the rocks before typing that question into Google leads to the discovery of a possible mukbang sex tape Amy may have floating around.     View this post on Instagram   My sister in law. And I can’t stress that enough IN LAW. surprised me with a horrifying cake and i can’t thank her enough. So I won’t thank her at all. @mofischhh something is truly wrong with you and i love you. #haunting #butthole A post shared by @ amyschumer on Jan 28, 2019 at 3:12am PST Photo Credit: Getty Images / Instagram  The post Amy Schumer Receives Baby Cake With Weak Anal Cavity appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Feb 1st, 2019Related News

Vote For The Mr. Skin Peeper’s Choice Awards Bitch

  *NOT CLICKBAIT BITCH* The 2019 Mr. Skin Peeper’s Choice Awards are finally here, and this is your chance to vote for the year’s sexiest nude celebs in krazy kategories like Best Breasts, Best Full Frontal, and Nudecomer of the Year. All of the scenes are completely FREE to watch, and everyone who votes will […] The post Vote For The Mr. Skin Peeper’s Choice Awards Bitch appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   *NOT CLICKBAIT BITCH* The 2019 Mr. Skin Peeper’s Choice Awards are finally here, and this is your chance to vote for the year’s sexiest nude celebs in krazy kategories like Best Breasts, Best Full Frontal, and Nudecomer of the Year. All of the scenes are completely FREE to watch, and everyone who votes will be automatically entered to win an Amazon Echo Show. And nothing says “I’ve made it” like owning an Amazon Echo Show. So stop whatever you’re doing and hit the link below to vote now. Head HERE to vote for FREE in the Mr. Skin Peeper’s Choice Awards The post Vote For The Mr. Skin Peeper’s Choice Awards Bitch appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 31st, 2019Related News

Jennifer Aniston Suffering A Sex Dry Spell

When someone says they haven’t gotten laid in a long time, it’s hard to believe. And it’s because the definition of sex is so elusive. I mean Bill Clinton didn’t even consider the blowjob he got in office to be sexual relations at first. I wish I went into politics at the time if hummers […] The post Jennifer Aniston Suffering A Sex Dry Spell appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. When someone says they haven’t gotten laid in a long time, it’s hard to believe. And it’s because the definition of sex is so elusive. I mean Bill Clinton didn’t even consider the blowjob he got in office to be sexual relations at first. I wish I went into politics at the time if hummers were being treated as casual as handshakes in the White House. So who really knows what counts as “getting laid” anymore. Does a friendly match of rock’em sock’em scissor cunts count if there’s no penetration? How about “butt-stuff?” I mean every girl growing up that said she was saving herself for marriage circumvented losing the virgin label by accepting more meat through her backdoor than the local abattoir. All I’m saying is, if Jennifer Aniston claims she hasn’t gotten laid since early 2017, she needs to be a little more specific with her definition of sexy time. It’s been almost exactly one year since Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux split. Reports say that Amal Clooney is trying to get Jennifer laid, and a new report explains that she may need all of the help she can get. Apparently she’s still in a dry spell that began long, long before she and Justin ended things. RadarOnline reports that Jennifer Aniston hasn’t gotten laid since her split with Justin Theroux. Since before the split, actually. “Her marriage with Justin (Theroux) went downhill in early 2017,” the insider notes. “So,” the source says. “It’s coming up for two years since she had a good romantic experience.” I find it hard to believe Aniston has fasted from sexual relations for almost two years. A sex starved aging woman typical turns into a smelly cat lady if the celibacy goes on for too long. I really don’t want to hear rumors of Jennifer not noticing she smells like a mixture of Tidy Cats and Fancy Feast. Who here is willing to sacrifice themselves if she’s unable to find a suitable sex partner within the next few weeks?   Photo Credit: Getty Images / Backgrid USA / MEGA  The post Jennifer Aniston Suffering A Sex Dry Spell appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Demi Rose Animal Instincts and Crap Around the Web

Head over the hump with these sexy links including Rita Ora erotica, Bella Hadid modeling, and the week's best streaming nude scenes! The post Demi Rose Animal Instincts and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Head over the hump with these sexy links including Rita Ora erotica, Bella Hadid modeling, and the week’s best streaming nude scenes! Rita Ora Erotica of the Day Farrah Abraham Defends Posting Video of Sophia Dancing in Underwear Rachael Lee Nipple Peek Adjusting her Bikini Top Demi Rose Totally Wild Bikini Body Chanelle Greene Nipples Showing In Braless Tank Top Pics Isla Fisher Puts On A Busty And Bootylicious Show! Nina Agdal Nude Again on Instagram This Week’s Best Streaming Nudity Including Neve Campbell, Milla Jovovich, and More Cory Chase Cheats On Dana DeArmond With Young Hottie Zoey Taylor Over at Twistys Marisa Papen in Ibiza! Kylie Jenner Spent Over $10k on Postmates in 2018 Bella Hadid Pussy Print of the Day Juliette Lewis Can’t Stand ‘Weirdo Women’ Falling for Ted Bundy The post Demi Rose Animal Instincts and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 30th, 2019Related News

Celine Dion Responds to Skinny Shaming

  Celine Dion is giving us the skinny on what she thinks about people who think she’s anorexic. Over the past couple of weeks, Dion has stepped out in a number of outfits that flaunt her definitely fifty-year-old and 100% not seventy-five-year-old bod. Drawing scrutiny from trashy websites with nothing better to do. But Dion […] The post Celine Dion Responds to Skinny Shaming appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Celine Dion is giving us the skinny on what she thinks about people who think she’s anorexic. Over the past couple of weeks, Dion has stepped out in a number of outfits that flaunt her definitely fifty-year-old and 100% not seventy-five-year-old bod. Drawing scrutiny from trashy websites with nothing better to do. But Dion is well aware that h8ers are gonna h8, and released this response to her skinny-shamers: I’m doing this for me. I want to feel strong, beautiful, feminine and sexy. If I like it, I don’t want to talk about it. Don’t bother. Don’t take a picture. If you like it, I’ll be there. If you don’t, leave me alone. And if you don’t like what we have to say, don’t read WWTDD. And I’m guessing… that Celine Dion doesn’t. Photo Credit: Getty Images The post Celine Dion Responds to Skinny Shaming appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 30th, 2019Related News

Kelsy Karter Explains Getting Harry Styles Tattooed On Her Face

    New Zealand singer Kelsy Karter  is opening up about her decision to get Harry Styles’ face tattooed on her cheek. And it makes sense. Just hear her out. Don’t be the kind of guy who jumps to conclusions. Here we go: I just wear my heart on my cheek and I couldn’t really control […] The post Kelsy Karter Explains Getting Harry Styles Tattooed On Her Face appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.     New Zealand singer Kelsy Karter  is opening up about her decision to get Harry Styles’ face tattooed on her cheek. And it makes sense. Just hear her out. Don’t be the kind of guy who jumps to conclusions. Here we go: I just wear my heart on my cheek and I couldn’t really control what went on from there. Nevermind it doesn’t make sense, don’t hear her out, and do jump to conclusions. Karter with a K elaborated on why Harry and her face are a match made in clickbait Dark Web heaven: As a fellow musician, I really respect what he’s doing for rock ‘n’ roll. I’m a female in the modern day movement of rock ‘n’ roll and he’s exposed the kids to sounds they might have not otherwise heard. Because he came from the pop world and did a rock ‘n’ roll album, it’s opened doors for people like me. I really respect what he’s doing and love what he’s doing — and he’s nice to look at. Translation: Either Karter with a K has a mental disorder or she’s cashing in her looks for fifteen-minutes of Z-list stardom. Either way I stan and think that we should all get popstars with waning popularity permanently printed on our faces. Okay guys pact time. Let’s do it. I get Justin Bieber.   Photo Credit: Instagram The post Kelsy Karter Explains Getting Harry Styles Tattooed On Her Face appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 30th, 2019Related News

Ariana Grande’s Misspelled Tattoo Is “BBQ Grill”

Ariana Grande’s new tattoo “七輪” means Japanese style bbq grill, not 7 rings. If you want to know about 七輪, just google “SHICHIRIN” pic.twitter.com/HuQM2EwI62 — *amo* (@hey__amo) January 30, 2019   Ariana Grande followed in the footsteps of so many Myrtle Beach Spring Break sorority girls and frat guys before her by getting misspelled Japanese […] The post Ariana Grande’s Misspelled Tattoo Is “BBQ Grill” appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Ariana Grande’s new tattoo “七輪” means Japanese style bbq grill, not 7 rings. If you want to know about 七輪, just google “SHICHIRIN” pic.twitter.com/HuQM2EwI62 — *amo* (@hey__amo) January 30, 2019   Ariana Grande followed in the footsteps of so many Myrtle Beach Spring Break sorority girls and frat guys before her by getting misspelled Japanese characters tattooed on her body. Well actually, they’re spelled correctly. But they spell “shichirin” – a type of tiny Japanese BBQ grill – instead of the intended “7 Rings.” Grande posted a pic of her tattoo commemorating her latest single 7 Rings to Instagram, but quickly deleted it after her fans notified her that she was pimping Japanese BBQ grills on her palm. Thankfully we still have this evidence. Photo Credit: Twitter The post Ariana Grande’s Misspelled Tattoo Is “BBQ Grill” appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 30th, 2019Related News

Bella Thorne The Beautiful Bisexual Liar

I do not, for a second, believe Bella Thorne had an audition canceled after coming out of the half committed closet as bisexual. In fact, for celebrity women being bisexual is a plus on their acting resume like being bilingual. Think Penelope Cruz, but with pussy. Everyone knows what kind of woman Bella is. A […] The post Bella Thorne The Beautiful Bisexual Liar appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I do not, for a second, believe Bella Thorne had an audition canceled after coming out of the half committed closet as bisexual. In fact, for celebrity women being bisexual is a plus on their acting resume like being bilingual. Think Penelope Cruz, but with pussy. Everyone knows what kind of woman Bella is. A ditzy broad most likely to forget her wallet, keys, and anal beads at her friend’s house. The only place I could image canceling Thorne after she admitted to kissing girls and liking it is a Christian production company. And since there isn’t a Ben Hur 2 or similar reboot on the horizon, I hope her plastic nose grows longer than Pinocchio for lying. Bella Thorne says she lost an audition after coming out as bisexual. “There were a few places on the acting side that were very negative about it,” the 21-year-old said in the new issue of Gay Times. “There was someone who, right after I came out, canceled my audition.” She continued, “It’s not like anybody comes up to you and says, ‘Well, you’re gay so I’m not going to hire you.’ I haven’t had that. But you can just tell by the way that people act differently around you, the way they treat you differently, the way that they look at you or the way that they tiptoe around certain subjects because they’re walking on eggshells. In this business, that behavior makes it all very obvious.” Thorne, who’s in an open relationship with both Mod Sun and Tana Mongeau, came out as bisexual in 2016 after posting photos of herself kissing a lady friend. For an attention seeking-sexual artificial intelligence bot, Bella sure relies more on her artificial aspects than her intelligence to carry her through life. And I’m pretty sure it has a virus. That or maybe we’ve assumed it’s smarter and more complicated than it looks. If that is the case, someone needs to flip her over and check for a pull string in her back so she can say something more interesting and believable. [Bella Thorne’s Sexiest Stories Right Here] Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / MEGA  The post Bella Thorne The Beautiful Bisexual Liar appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Kristina Anohina Ain’t No One Better and Crap Around the Web

Put your Tuesday to bed with these sexy links including Miley Cyrus braless, Lucy Hale's hooters, and the week's best nude scenes on DVD and Blu-ray! The post Kristina Anohina Ain’t No One Better and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Put your Tuesday to bed with these sexy links including Miley Cyrus braless, Lucy Hale’s hooters, and the week’s best nude scenes on DVD and Blu-ray! Miley Cyrus Braless of the Day Ronda Rousey Threatens Becky Lynch, ‘I Could Kill You With My Bare Hands’ Aubrey O’Day Butt Naked in Purple Glitter Big Giant Boobs On Instagram Model Kristina Anohina Ariel Winter Birthday Suit With Her Hottest Nip Slips And Wardrobe Malfunctions Emmanuelle Chriqui Gets Ultra Busty To The Max! Emily Ratajkowski Needs To Work It Harder This Week’s Skin-Filled DVD and Blu-ray Releases Including Suspiria and Kidding Season 1 Nicole Rey is a Super Sexy DTF Escort Over at Reality Kings Courtney Stodden Went Grocery Shopping in Her Underwear! ‘Bad Girls Club’ Star Tanisha Thomas Tackles Woman at Amber Meade’s Wedding Lucy Hale Tits of the Day Lupita Nyong’o, Rami Malek Hit Up Netflix’s SAG After-Party The post Kristina Anohina Ain’t No One Better and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 29th, 2019Related News

Random Evidence That Kanye West Had A Hair Transplant

  There isn’t really any evidence online that Kanye West got hair plugs, and I’m starting to worry that silence wasn’t purchased, but rather enforced. Am I… going to die? Probably. Plus-size model Kanye West was caught by me in September of 2017 sporting a fresh crop rotation on his scalp. Now everyone’s talking up […] The post Random Evidence That Kanye West Had A Hair Transplant appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   There isn’t really any evidence online that Kanye West got hair plugs, and I’m starting to worry that silence wasn’t purchased, but rather enforced. Am I… going to die? Probably. Plus-size model Kanye West was caught by me in September of 2017 sporting a fresh crop rotation on his scalp. Now everyone’s talking up his latest haircut, which looks like the Cincinnati Bengals helmet embed into his brain. It’s a fun pattern. Not gonna lie. Headline-worthy if anything ever was. But the real scoop –  that we’re not too pussy to dish out – is that his dense follicles highlight what wasn’t there in 2017. Hair. That’s right America. Kanye West got hair plugs. Oh no. Someone’s running toward me with a gun. He’s huge. I think it’s Khloé Kardashian. Send help.   2017 Photo Credit: Backgrid The post Random Evidence That Kanye West Had A Hair Transplant appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 29th, 2019Related News

Lady Gaga Assists In A Manson Murderer’s Freedom

Documentaries have proven most people only care and/or apologize when it’s convenient. You can’t rock out with your cock out on front street. Lady Gaga did a whole lot of condemning of R. Kelly about a week ago, but it turns out she’s collaborated with a Manson murderer. Her notable celebrity support is even helping […] The post Lady Gaga Assists In A Manson Murderer’s Freedom appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Documentaries have proven most people only care and/or apologize when it’s convenient. You can’t rock out with your cock out on front street. Lady Gaga did a whole lot of condemning of R. Kelly about a week ago, but it turns out she’s collaborated with a Manson murderer. Her notable celebrity support is even helping his parole case. I guess celebrities can hop off their high horse whenever their morals get in the way of making money. Apparently Bobby Beausoleil’s music counts as “art.” You know who else was into the murder and art combo? Hitler. I wouldn’t be shocked if Gaga has pictures of oil painted ovens hand signed by Adolph himself in her mansion. But she’ll only plead ignorance the day Netflix finally gets around to doing their own documentary version of MTV Cribs. Bobby Beausoleil — one of Charles Manson’s followers who’s been in prison for murder for almost 49 years — is on the verge of getting out, and he might have a Lady Gaga documentary to thank for helping his case. If you don’t know, Beausoleil’s not considered part of the Manson “family,” but he was an associate and was convicted of first-degree murder in 1970. Despite an initial life sentence, he was recommended for parole by a California parole panel earlier this month … after being rejected 18 times before. According to transcripts from his parole hearing, Beausoleil was asked several questions about his music and art in relation to his connection to Manson, and he made it clear … his art stands alone. To prove his point … Beausoleil pointed out the soundtrack he provided for the 1972 short film “Lucifer Rising” was sampled in the 2017 documentary about Lady Gaga, “Gaga: Five Foot Two.” Beausoleil told the parole board … “The Lady Gaga documentary used a portion of it … and it has been used in other films.” He added … “It is respected on its own merits as art … I think it is important to try to see it as something that is not representative of something that is related to Manson.” We’ve entered an era where a docu-series can destroy a career. So of course Gaga has been silent about the issue. I’m willing to bet she won’t remove those songs on Spotify in hopes of it all blowing over. Plus Manson is hot right now. Multiple movies and merch for 2019. Charlie should finally be getting his first Pop Funko doll this year. Photo Credit: Backgrid USA / MEGA / Getty Images  The post Lady Gaga Assists In A Manson Murderer’s Freedom appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 29th, 2019Related News

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 134: Mr. Skin and Andrea Are LIVE at the AVN Awards

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast was recorded live from Las Vegas at last week's AVN Awards! The post Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 134: Mr. Skin and Andrea Are LIVE at the AVN Awards appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. This week’s Mr. Skin Podcast was recorded live from Las Vegas at last week’s AVN Awards! You’ve probably heard of the AVN Awards, the Oscars of porn, that goes down every January in Las Vegas, but there’s much more to it than a star-studded awards ceremony. This week Mr. Skin and Andrea are recording the Mr. Skin Podcast live from the AVN Expo, a huge conference with all the hottest names in porn and the adult industry. Also, hear their Streamate sponsored interview with Emilia Song! Click on the player below to listen to the show and then click over to the Mr. Skin Podcast page for all the links mentioned in the episode, as well as your chance to call into the show and make your voice heard! The post Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 134: Mr. Skin and Andrea Are LIVE at the AVN Awards appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Kim K Slut Shamed By Another Rapper

Imagine struggling so much as a musician that you’d do almost anything if it meant selling more of your upcoming album. And by anything, I mean make disparaging comments about Kim Kardashian. Hold on. I know you’re thinking what’s wrong with calling a spade a spade. Or a cum sponge a cum sponge if it’s […] The post Kim K Slut Shamed By Another Rapper appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Imagine struggling so much as a musician that you’d do almost anything if it meant selling more of your upcoming album. And by anything, I mean make disparaging comments about Kim Kardashian. Hold on. I know you’re thinking what’s wrong with calling a spade a spade. Or a cum sponge a cum sponge if it’s true. And you’re right. Kim’s throat has hosted so many dicks that I’m sure she’s lost count. And outside of knowing who hit it first, Ray J, she probably doesn’t remember the names of everyone etched in that 1,000 page long guest book above her labia. So maybe the rapper “The Game” did play dick tag with her tonsils. But alluding that she’s some kind of whore for it is just being late to the party at this point. I mean, newsflash buddy, we know. The Game has more to say about his former relationships with the KarJenner clan. In a new track that debuted at a listening party, the rapper got explicit about his sexual history with ex Kim Kardashian West. “I held Kim Kardashian by the throat, n—. I made her swallow my kids until she choked, n—,” The same song also features The Game seemingly rapping about how he used to look after Kardashian West’s youngest sister Kylie Jenner, now 21. “Her sister made a billion in makeup / I used to make her frosted flakes when she wakes up.” Grass is green, water is wet, and Kim sucked her way into being a celebrity. Imaging being a rapper who used to babysit someone now worth a billion dollars just by selling make-up. Clearly you don’t have the upper-hand here. The Game should look into selling some make-up himself. Perhaps of the clown variety since his music career has been mostly a joke. Photo Credit: Getty Images / MEGA  The post Kim K Slut Shamed By Another Rapper appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Demi Rose Loves Swinging and Crap Around the Web

Kick your week off with these sexy links including Kat Graham's nips, Charlotte Lawrence's rack, and the week's best boob tube nudes! The post Demi Rose Loves Swinging and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Kick your week off with these sexy links including Kat Graham’s nips, Charlotte Lawrence’s rack, and the week’s best boob tube nudes! Kat Graham Nipples of the Day Arianny Celeste’s Valentine’s Lingerie Photos Will Engorge Your Heart Megan Barton Black Panties Peek Demi Rose Showcases Her Perfect, Curvy Booty On Big Island Swing Chloe Heaver Goes For A Topless Dip In “Welcome To Curiosity” Emily Blunt Won Best Supporting Actress And Best Booty At The SAG Awards… WOW! Nina Agdal’s Hotness is Coming Back This Week’s Best Boob Tube Nudes from SMILF, Shameless, and More The 2019 AVN Award Winners Are… Kea Ho in a See through Dress! The Game Was Warned to Drop Graphic Kim Kardashian Sex Lyric Charlotte Lawrence Big Tits of the Day Megan Mullally — Good Genes or Good Docs?! The post Demi Rose Loves Swinging and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 28th, 2019Related News

YouTube Films Her Nose Job, What Happens Next Won’t Shock You

  View this post on Instagram   i felt myself become me in this moment . thank you @drjbloom for making something ive wanted for years- real #newnosenewlife A post shared by Gabi DeMartino (@gabi) on Jan 24, 2019 at 3:15pm PST   The reason the news of some tragic Z-list YouTuber recording her nose […] The post YouTube Films Her Nose Job, What Happens Next Won’t Shock You appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   View this post on Instagram   i felt myself become me in this moment . thank you @drjbloom for making something ive wanted for years- real #newnosenewlife A post shared by Gabi DeMartino (@gabi) on Jan 24, 2019 at 3:15pm PST   The reason the news of some tragic Z-list YouTuber recording her nose job (and giving an Insta shoutout #ad to her plastic surgeon) is hitting me the wrong way is probably because I saw it on Just Jared Jr. For the record, I was redirected there from a different pap site. TMZ Jr. And I was directed there from WWTDD Jr. Just Jared Jr. is I guess, Nickelodeon Jr. for future whores? The site is definitively geared towards children, and right smack dab in the middle of Spider-Man and Princess Diarrheas 3 updates is a picture of twenty-three-year-old YouTuber Gabi DeMartino’s smashed and bloodied nose. Meere inches away from her pensive reflection on the nose job: i felt myself become me in this moment She also, no joke, includes: #newnosenewlife Again, none of this is inherently bad, but it makes me feel gross for some reason. And I’m disgusting. With Gabi DeMartino’s nose job taking the place of the Highlights Magazine word searches that we grew up with, does anyone else get the sense that kids are fucked?   Photo Credit: YouTube The post YouTube Films Her Nose Job, What Happens Next Won’t Shock You appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 28th, 2019Related News

Tony Hawk Has A High-Class Clothing Line Coming Out

Skateboarding used to be awesome in the ‘90s. A time when the X-Games were pure, scooter-free, and you could call the fat kid too afraid to drop in on the half pipe a poser without the fear of being labeled a fat-shaming bully. But just like everything else in life that’s great “you either die […] The post Tony Hawk Has A High-Class Clothing Line Coming Out appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Skateboarding used to be awesome in the ‘90s. A time when the X-Games were pure, scooter-free, and you could call the fat kid too afraid to drop in on the half pipe a poser without the fear of being labeled a fat-shaming bully. But just like everything else in life that’s great “you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” Tony Hawk is now the bad guy selling upscale t-shirts. I can understand why “skateboarding fashion” is eager to separate itself from what it once was. Because the Jnco jean shorts, obese DC sneakers and Spitfire top also happened to be the choice outfit of most school shooters. But a high-class signature clothing line from Tony Hawk is still over the top. It sounds like a sell-out cash grab like Supreme after the Louis Vuitton collaboration. Tony Hawk is already a legend in the world of skateboarding. Now he’s the most surprising celebrity to launch his own fashion label, Tony Hawk Signature Line. “I think skating has permeated so much of culture and fashion over the past few years, with the success of Supreme and Palace and things like that,” Hawk, 50, told Hypebeast at the collection’s launch during Paris Men’s Fashion Week. Added the newly minted designer: “I think it’s great. I never thought that we had to keep skating underground to keep it cool.” Hawk’s initial offerings from his Signature Label will include T-shirts, hoodies, flannel button-downs, jackets, bowling shirts and carpenter pants with pops of tie-dye and fluorescent green. “We’d never done anything so high-end before,” the athlete explained. High-end and tie-dye have never naturally paired well like Bill Cosby and consensual sex. Don’t force it. I guess it all boils down to business. Everybody who is somebody is selling a t-shirt. Or attaching their name to an item without actually enhancing the product. I’m tempted to tip over those Chrissy Teigen glass top pots every time I see those stupid things at Target. Photo Credit: Getty Images  The post Tony Hawk Has A High-Class Clothing Line Coming Out appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 28th, 2019Related News

Alec Baldwin Goes From Punch In The Face To Slap On The Wrist

Beware of Alec Baldwin whenever you want to park in spot closest to the business you wish to patronize. The man has become something of an urban legend. Those golden parking spots open to everyone who’s legs aren’t on permanent unemployment, right next to the handicap holy grail spaces, belong to Baldwin. If you don’t […] The post Alec Baldwin Goes From Punch In The Face To Slap On The Wrist appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Beware of Alec Baldwin whenever you want to park in spot closest to the business you wish to patronize. The man has become something of an urban legend. Those golden parking spots open to everyone who’s legs aren’t on permanent unemployment, right next to the handicap holy grail spaces, belong to Baldwin. If you don’t believe it, Alec’s fists will change your mind. He’s pled guilty to handing out an ass whooping to an unlucky pedestrian. And as a result, there’s anger management in Alec’s future. Alec Baldwin pleaded guilty to a second-degree harassment violation stemming from when he punched a man during a dispute over a New York City parking spot late last year. The hotheaded thespian appeared Wednesday morning in a Manhattan courtroom, where he agreed to the district attorney’s recommendation that he attend a short anger management program as part of his plea. The D.A. also said at the hearing that they were able to go over video and complaints and that given Baldwin, 60, didn’t have a criminal record, they recommended a violation charge of harassment in the second degree. Baldwin will also have to pay a mandatory surcharge of $120 and provide proof of payment and completion of the anger management courses by March 27. Photographs and video of the incident will be destroyed by matter of law. Leaving Alec in charge of supervising his own anger is a bad idea. He needs a mandatory court ordered handler if he’s losing his shit over parking. I can’t fathom how horrible it is being on the receiving end of Alec’s wrath when he’s forced to talk to someone in customer service after discovering an error. Accidentally double charging Baldwin for his monthly Netflix subscription is a death wish. Good luck to anyone that has to cross paths with a 60-year-old willing to utilize Tiger Schulmann’s karate on unsuspecting civilians over something as trivial as a parking spot. Photo Credit: Alec and Hilaria Baldwin From Getty Images / MEGA / Splash News  The post Alec Baldwin Goes From Punch In The Face To Slap On The Wrist appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 27th, 2019Related News

Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Let Down With Another Dumb Tattoo

It’s 2019. And that means no more pussy footing around. Unless you’re Miley Cyrus. Then that means you’re supposed to tattoo “pussy” by your foot and do whatever the hell you want. Everyone already thinks you’re a little off anyway. Time to prove them right. I’ve seen some stupid tattoos on celebrities, and Jemma Lucy […] The post Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Let Down With Another Dumb Tattoo appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s 2019. And that means no more pussy footing around. Unless you’re Miley Cyrus. Then that means you’re supposed to tattoo “pussy” by your foot and do whatever the hell you want. Everyone already thinks you’re a little off anyway. Time to prove them right. I’ve seen some stupid tattoos on celebrities, and Jemma Lucy is probably the worse case of overdoing it walking around right now, but Miley may be on her way to catching up. She could have, should have, called it quits after inking a crying cat emoji and avocado. But she’s in fierce competition with herself to always top her last dumb tattoo idea. Miley Cyrus is adding to her electric tattoo collection and her latest ink definitely makes a statement. The 26-year-old already has a robust array of quirky tatts, from a crying cat emoji to an avocado to Michael Jackson’s “Bad.” And for her latest ink, she got the word “pussy” tattooed onto her left ankle. I miss the days when you had to earn tattoos. I understand that tattoo artists run a business, and fools always want edgy tattoos and to be separated from their money, but can we set some kind of standard. I’m tired of the frailest guys and gals believing their new sleeves automatically make them 50 percent tougher. Permanently writing “pussy” on your ankle doesn’t make others curious of how cool you are. It makes onlookers curious about your sanity, judgment, and life choices. Photo Credit: MEGA / Splash News / Backgrid USA  The post Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Let Down With Another Dumb Tattoo appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 26th, 2019Related News

Russell Brand Sucks At Paternity

It’s times like these that make me wish Russell Brand and Katy Perry never broke up. They deserve each other. Because Russell just admitted to being a bad dad and Katy’s always been a bad entertainer. Together, they sound like the perfect punchline coming from one of Brand’s stand-up sets. Instead of Russell enjoying irrelevance […] The post Russell Brand Sucks At Paternity appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s times like these that make me wish Russell Brand and Katy Perry never broke up. They deserve each other. Because Russell just admitted to being a bad dad and Katy’s always been a bad entertainer. Together, they sound like the perfect punchline coming from one of Brand’s stand-up sets. Instead of Russell enjoying irrelevance happily ever after with his once lady Katy, he struggles to father two kids with his current lover who looks more horse than human. He even believes that his incompetence as a parent is a compliment to the only other person being held legally responsible for the well-being of their offspring. More and more every day this guy is looking like the original Pete Davidson. The first lukewarm professional funnyman that got lucky and landed himself a pop star. It seems Russell Brand is the type of man to see his fatherly ineptitude not just as adowable, but also as a chivalrous compliment to his wife. In an interview with The Sunday Times Magazine, the comedian admitted that he had never spent a full day in sole custody of his two children. That’s because his wife is just so good at it, you see, and he is… not. “She wouldn’t go away for 24 hours,” he said of his wife in the interview, according to the Independent. “She respects and cares for [the children’s] safety too much.” Brand said he is “not so good on the nappies and making sure that they eat food.” He tried it at least once, though! Of looking after his older daughter Mabel, he said, “In no time at all we’re in a coffee shop, she’s just got a nappy on, she’s covered in stuff because I’m not willing to fight any of the battles.” He feels particularly “inept” taking care of his six-month-old daughter, because crying. Anyone that chose Brand to be their baby daddy deserves whatever was most likely to come of it. Half of the time, when he was on TV, I had a hard time deciphering whether I was watching a Comedy Central Stand-Up special or a Geico caveman commercial. He isn’t a good comedian, didn’t marry a decent looking woman, and he isn’t a great dad. It’s like he was a male Cinderella who stayed out past midnight and didn’t give a shit that his expensive clothes turned back into rags and that the Mercedes G-Wagon he rode to Hollywood in is now a pathetic pumpkin again. Photo Credit: Ex-wife Katy Perry from Getty Images  / MEGA / Instagram  The post Russell Brand Sucks At Paternity appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

[Via: Wwtdd][Cat: Top]Jan 26th, 2019Related News