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Steve Harvey Slut-Shamed His Way Into Sexual Harassment Lawsuit

Long gone are the easy going days of a friendly Mr. Hightower sporting a flattop as vice principal of Booker T. Washington High. We should have all seen a metoo coming down the pipe as he wanted the women to call him “Big Daddy” on The Steve Harvey Show. Now the Mr. Potato Head mouth […] The post Steve Harvey Slut-Shamed His Way Into Sexual Harassment Lawsuit appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Long gone are the easy going days of a friendly Mr. Hightower sporting a flattop as vice principal of Booker T. Washington High. We should have all seen a metoo coming down the pipe as he wanted the women to call him “Big Daddy” on The Steve Harvey Show. Now the Mr. Potato Head mouth curtain mustache comedian is being accused of harassment, but who is really surprised. Any mans face that happens to be composed of 45% teeth and 25% mustache is always up to something mischievous. Dominique Collier, a single mother fitness model, believed that she was going to get famous for being a strong black woman but was exploited instead according to her. She’s suing for sexual harassment after a poll let an audience cast votes and some members described her as “whore, slut, ratchet, and one with daddy issues.” I’m curious as how far down the rabbit hole is daytime television if this is the type of entertainment necessary to keep the unemployed and elderly at the group home happy. Dominique Collier, says she had responded to a casting call for “single professional women who like to show off their looks.” Dominique showed up for the taping in a conservative outfit — a long-sleeved blouse and pencil skirt — but producers put her in a halter top and form-fitting skirt … according to the suit. She says the segment included an audience vote on her looks, and responses included … “whore,” “slut,” “ratchet” and “daddy issues.” Dominique says she fired off a cease and desist to the show to remove the audience poll from the segment before it aired — and even though producers obliged, she says the damage was done in front of the live audience. She says she felt demeaned and was backstage crying.Dominique says she felt sexually harassed. She’s suing Steve, the show’s production company Endemol Shine and NBC for at least $2 million. Clearly “Big Daddy” is at fault for brazenly slut-shaming single moms on a national level. This wouldn’t have been an issue a few years ago. A possible $2 million dollar payout for getting your feelings hurt was a pipe dream until now. I guess mustachio never got the memo that anytime a woman feels uncomfortable at the hands of a man she can claim sexual harassment and end your career. Photo Credit: Getty Images / Instagram  The post Steve Harvey Slut-Shamed His Way Into Sexual Harassment Lawsuit appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Kim Kardashian Kisses Uncomfortable Gay Rapper On Snapchat

Any of you doubting that the relationship between an Armenian hooker and a gay rapper can thrive need look no further than this steamy Insta kiss between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. I mean wow. Get a room you two. TMZ is calling this "making out" but it's more like Kim assaulting Kanye's mouth with a kind of sideways half-kiss as he struggles to picture her as a man. Thankfully... not... hard... to do. The post Kim Kardashian Kisses Uncomfortable Gay Rapper On Snapchat appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Any of you doubting that the relationship between an Armenian hooker and a gay rapper can thrive need look no further than this steamy Insta kiss between Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. I mean wow. Get a room you two. TMZ is calling this “making out” but it’s more like Kim assaulting Kanye’s mouth with a kind of sideways half-kiss as he struggles to picture her as a man. Thankfully… not… hard… to do. In this video, West has all the conviction of Michael Jackson sucking face with Lisa Marie Presley on stage at the VMAs, while Kim really does seem to be doing her best to make them seem like two people who are sexually attracted to each other. It doesn’t, um, work. The two are known for not posting PDA to their social media accounts, and now we know why. Because it’s just too hot to handle! The fact that Kayne feels obligated to stay with his fake wife is pretty sad considering no one would give a shit if he just came out of the closet. Kim would be freed of wearing his heinous clothes and he would be freed of having to contract a half dozen STDs everytime he got within five inches of her. [Check Out More Pics Of Kim K From TMZ] Vacay selfie (Glam by Me!) A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Apr 17, 2018 at 7:40pm PDT Photo Credit: Instagram / Pacific Coast News / Splash News The post Kim Kardashian Kisses Uncomfortable Gay Rapper On Snapchat appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Mr. Skin Minute: Skip Pretty and See Titty with Amy Schumer (VIDEO)

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Drunk Kris Jenner Says This Kardashian Is Her Biggest Blessing

To be fair to Beast, pound for pound she's technically madam Kris Jenner's biggest blessing. But the member of her harem that Jenner identifies as her biggest blessing is none other than... The post Drunk Kris Jenner Says This Kardashian Is Her Biggest Blessing appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. A post shared by Kim Kardashian Snapchats (@kimkardashiansnap) on Apr 19, 2018 at 9:15pm PDT   To be fair to Beast, pound for pound she’s technically madam Kris Jenner’s biggest blessing. But the member of her harem that Jenner identifies as her biggest blessing is none other than Kourtney Kardashian. The only Kardashian to bravely proceed through life with a semblance of the face she was born with. Yesterday Kourtney turned the big 3-9, and what better way for Jenner to celebrate all of the vast accomplishments of her daughter than to give a drunken speech on Snapchat. All my mom gives me is a phone call and money. Why can’t my mom be an alcoholic deeply sad fame whore. In between puffing on a cigarette, Jenner slurs: You taught me how to be a mom. You taught me how to love. You taught me what being a mom is all about and you were the first. You were there first and I love you more than I could ever say. I love you more than life itself. You don’t even understand how much I love and adore you and I appreciate you. You’re the biggest blessing and I thank you. Let’s all celebrate Kourtney! Kourtney never really became the cash cow – that would be Khloé – that Jenner may have wanted, but Kourtney’s Audrina Patridge-worthy exposed upper teeth help keep the Kardashian brothel grounded. If Kourtney really did teach Kris how to be a mom, then she kind of did a piss poor job – as in if they weren’t famous Kris would be in jail for whoring out her children as soon as they could say in their baby babble “ga ga goo goo black dick in my mouth.” But with the right spin child sex trafficking can apparently be not only lucrative, but heartwarming, and this Snapchat shows just how appreciative Kris is of her daughters’ hard work. After the video cuts off Kris says “Now go turn your pussies out c*nts.” Aww. I’m not crying, you are.   it’s my birthday tomorrow A post shared by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on Apr 17, 2018 at 12:47pm PDT Photo Credit: Snapchat The post Drunk Kris Jenner Says This Kardashian Is Her Biggest Blessing appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Olivia Wilde, Lazy Parent

Olivia Wilde is going to treat her little boy like a little girl because that’s equality. Toxic masculinity runs rampant in young boys and in an effort to combat and correct it, Olivia will not be buying her son Otis Alexander any Tonka toy trucks unless he begs. I can now see why Toys R […] The post Olivia Wilde, Lazy Parent appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Olivia Wilde is going to treat her little boy like a little girl because that’s equality. Toxic masculinity runs rampant in young boys and in an effort to combat and correct it, Olivia will not be buying her son Otis Alexander any Tonka toy trucks unless he begs. I can now see why Toys R Us went belly up. Parents like her are letting children practically raise themselves as if wandering through life unguided when young produces the best adults. Maybe we should let children roll out of cribs because bars are restrictive and oppressive, and 6 months seems like a good age to let a child make their own decisions about issues like safety and which gender they wish to be. Sometimes boys play with their sister’s toy purely out of boredom from always playing with their own. That doesn’t mean take them Disney princess dress shopping before they’ve had a chance to play little league baseball. Olivia tells PEOPLE for this year’s The Beautiful Issue that she finds it intriguing how kids have no judgment over gender-specific activities or colors, and wants to keep it that way for as long as she can. “[Otis] loves Moana, obviously, and when he thinks about Moana, he thinks of himself as Moana,” says Wilde. “I love hearing him sing … it’s the best when you can watch them singing in the backseat of your car, and he’s just like, ‘I wish I could be the perfect daughter!’ And he’s just belting it out.” Wilde is slowly guiding her son to one day use tampons. She needs to learn that it’s important to explain certain feelings a child has but doesn’t understand. There’s nothing wrong with a boy singing along to Moana but if left unchecked it can easily lead to your 13-year-old son stealing mommy’s make-up and high heels because he believes that some girls have penises and he’s one of them. Photo Credit: Olivia Wilde from Pacific Coast News / Instagram The post Olivia Wilde, Lazy Parent appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Demi Lovato Up-Lyfting The Already Semi-Privileged

I stopped using Uber when Lyft started promoting 50% off the same exact ride. If you’re going to hop in a complete stranger’s car who probably never received a proper background check, you might as well save some money in the process. Same distance and destinations, same odds of running into a serial killer who […] The post Demi Lovato Up-Lyfting The Already Semi-Privileged appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. I stopped using Uber when Lyft started promoting 50% off the same exact ride. If you’re going to hop in a complete stranger’s car who probably never received a proper background check, you might as well save some money in the process. Same distance and destinations, same odds of running into a serial killer who wanted to make some extra cash to pay for their killing utensils, but you only spend half the amount you would taking an Uber. Now Lyft is being even more generous by teaming up with Demi Lovato for an off-brand version of American Idol auditions for a commercial. Somehow pulling from a pool of people who have the specific talent of singing counts as giving back to everyone. If you’re a driver with terrible vocals who was looking for their big break it looks like you’re shit out of luck. The best you can hope for now is to not pick up the next Jeffrey Dahmer anytime soon. In late March, Lyft put out an all-call in the Miami area asking for drivers who moonlight as musicians to audition for a commercial — and when four of those performers arrived, they met Lovato, who surprised them with studio time and tickets to her ‘Tell Me You Love Me’ World Tour. One of those lucky winners was Jarae Womack, a single mom and aspiring singer who drives Lyft to make ends meet. Music runs in Womack’s family, R&B star Bobby Womack is her uncle, and soul legend Sam Cooke is her great-grandfather. The music industry is pretty cutthroat when you don’t have connections. But if your uncle is Bobby Womack and Sam Cooke is your great grandfather I’m going to assume your family doesn’t love you. If entering a contest is your best shot at a career in singing when you have an uncle who was heavily involved in music, maybe you suck at singing. There’s a reason why your current career choice is being a cabbie that can be digitally beckoned from a smartphone. Demi Lovato isn’t going to help turn you into a star. This is just a Lyft promotion tactic, selling the “nothing to something” story with a semi-notable name. I’d be more embarrassed than excited to heil Demi as my hero when my relatives were established musicians. Photo Credit: Splash News / Pacific Coast News / Instagram The post Demi Lovato Up-Lyfting The Already Semi-Privileged appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Elisabeth Moss Twerks For Scientology

  When Scientologists are around normal people they appear to feel an overwhelming need to be quirky and charming to the point that they seem like they’re having a mental break. Tom Cruise really hit that strategy out of the park in 2005 when he celebrated his friendship with his enslaved beard Katie Holmes by jumping […] The post Elisabeth Moss Twerks For Scientology appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   When Scientologists are around normal people they appear to feel an overwhelming need to be quirky and charming to the point that they seem like they’re having a mental break. Tom Cruise really hit that strategy out of the park in 2005 when he celebrated his friendship with his enslaved beard Katie Holmes by jumping on a couch in front of an old gross overrated talk show host. Well now it’s Hubbard fucker Elisabeth Moss’ turn to make people uncomfortable, this time by Scientology twerking in front of another old gross overrated talk show host. Don’t mess with a sure-fire hit formula I guess. Finding out that someone is a Scientologist feels kind of like finding out that someone doesn’t drink. You thought you knew them, but then you realize that they’re a fucking freak, and they only make things worse by trying to hang out and act like a normal person.You’re going to pretend to have fun at a bar while drinking a Coke Zero? Go fuck yourself. Moss’ overeager twerking is Scientology recruitment – telling the kids that you can be brainwashed and still be the life of the party. Anyway, I’m assuming everyone’s going to need some jackoff material this weekend, so I went ahead and made this into a gif for your pleasure. Sorry to make you rock hard at work.   Photo Credit: Ellen The post Elisabeth Moss Twerks For Scientology appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence

  Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy to pick up her phone and screen cap a text exchange with Jennifer Lawrence, which she […] The post Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?.   Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy to pick up her phone and screen cap a text exchange with Jennifer Lawrence, which she shared to her Instagram Story. Apparently Ellen asked her what her last text was with J Law. Oh crazy Ellen. Always stirring the pot. So kooky and relatable. Getting celebs to really “go there.” When exactly is she going to die. In the text, J Law channels every sorostitute who’s ever existed by canceling plans as soon as she suggests them and texting random stupid things that only the sender could possibly in a million years care about. But the thing is, sorostitutes are nineteen, and people are allowed to be unreliable narcissistic monsters when they’re nineteen. Jennifer Lawrence is twenty-seven-years-old. But I guess when your parents pimp you out to child rapist at fourteen – ALLEGEDLY, according to me – you need to make up for a lost childhood. Schumer, on the other hand, is fifty-nine, and the fact that she thinks her response “good talk” is pithy enough to warrant a spot on her Insta Story makes me think that she might not be the hilarious and groundbreaking comedian I thought she was. Never put your faith in your heroes. I would say that Schumer is piggybacking off Lawrence’s fame with this stunt, but honestly, the world seems to see their unlikeability as neck and neck right now. It’s anybody’s game for who can be the stupider cow. Anyway haha c ya later jk what r u doing 2 nite nvm im busy call me lol wtf rotfl.     It’s my 2 month anniversary with this sandwich! Also #ifeelpretty comes out in one week. #castleonacloud A post shared by @ amyschumer on Apr 13, 2018 at 3:51am PDT Photo Credit: Jennifer Lawrence from Instagram / Splash News / Pacific Coast News  The post Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Danielle Bregoli Swapping Rap For Reality TV

Danielle Bregoli getting her own reality TV show should make you feel like a failure. You’ve followed all of the rules your entire life and look how that’s paid off. You’re not an outlier like Danielle, who happens to be so interesting that she deserves her own show. Who doesn’t want an insider’s look at […] The post Danielle Bregoli Swapping Rap For Reality TV appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Danielle Bregoli getting her own reality TV show should make you feel like a failure. You’ve followed all of the rules your entire life and look how that’s paid off. You’re not an outlier like Danielle, who happens to be so interesting that she deserves her own show. Who doesn’t want an insider’s look at what a 15-year-old girl does behind closed doors. That’s not weird at all. Her 15 minutes have been extended thanks to America’s infatuation with someone who would have easily been a teen mom on welfare by now if her “intervention” wasn’t televised. Her life path was headed down the road of single mother with mixed kid after skipping her Planned Parenthood abortion appointment but becoming a rapper has allowed her to kick that can down the road. Bregoli has signed a deal with InventTV to create a docuseries about her music career, which has taken off considerably since she rocketed to stardom after appearing on the “Dr. Phil Show” last year. The rapper and InventTV are producing a pilot, which will focus on both her personal and professional life and “several networks are interested” in the project. I’m not sure how interesting her show would be. She peaked after finally “cashing another girl outside” named Whoa Vicky who has the same schtick as her but failed to schedule a career boosting appointment with Dr. Phil. The entire incident looks like a deleted scene from the Hustle & Flow movie. How bout dah? If you’re being filmed fighting for free, what other content is there to show viewers? Photo Credit: Getty Images The post Danielle Bregoli Swapping Rap For Reality TV appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Christiana Cinn City A Dame to Spill For and Crap Around the Web

Today's edition finds Madelaine Petsch looking scorching in a bikini, Olivia Munn looking leggy as hell, and Mr. Skin's tribute to the Top Ten Barbaras Who've Shown Bush! The post Christiana Cinn City A Dame to Spill For and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Today’s edition finds Madelaine Petsch looking scorching in a bikini, Olivia Munn looking leggy as hell, and Mr. Skin’s tribute to the Top Ten Barbaras Who’ve Shown Bush! Ireland Baldwin Can’t Wait for 4/20, Sparks Up Early Madelaine Petsch in a Bikini of the Day Jenny Mollen Bush Show Penthouse Pet Christiana Cinn Let Out For Sexy Hollywood Party Perfect Blonde Rachel James Strips Out Of Her Sheer Thong Olivia Munn Puts On A Drool-Inducing Leg Show Kimberley Garner Knows How To Dress Kylie Jenner & Travis Scott Attending Houston Rockets Basketball Game Top Ten Barbaras Who’ve Shown Bush Bella Hadid, Hanging Out, Topless Salma Hayek is Busty at the UNICEF Ball! Evangeline Lilly Deep Stretch of the Day Simone Biles’ Boyfriend Box Jumps Her Height The post Christiana Cinn City A Dame to Spill For and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Charlize Theron Depressed While Gaining Fifty-Pounds

Undergoing dramatic weight change for a movie role seems very 2000’s, but Charlize Theron didn’t get the memo, and for her role in the Diablo Cody flick Tully, she packed on an impressive fifty-pounds. But life isn’t easy for anyone, and even though Theron’s diet was as carefree as Amy Schumer’s while honeymooning with her […] The post Charlize Theron Depressed While Gaining Fifty-Pounds appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Undergoing dramatic weight change for a movie role seems very 2000’s, but Charlize Theron didn’t get the memo, and for her role in the Diablo Cody flick Tully, she packed on an impressive fifty-pounds. But life isn’t easy for anyone, and even though Theron’s diet was as carefree as Amy Schumer’s while honeymooning with her enabler, Theron became depressed from eating so much crap. And probably from the ensuing looking like crap. Theron plays a haggard new mom in the flick (set to hit theaters May 4th) which is an interesting character choice considering that, at forty-two, if she had a kid in real life it would look like Gak. Via Entertainment Tonight: I just I wanted to feel what this woman felt, and I think that was a way for me to get closer to her and get into that mindset. You know, it was a huge surprise to me. I got hit in the face pretty hard with depression. Yeah, for the first time in my life I was eating so much processed foods and I drank way too much sugar. I was not that fun to be around on this film. It was fun to go and have breakfast at In-N-Out and have two milkshakes. And then after three weeks, it’s not fun anymore. Like, all of a sudden you’re just done eating that amount and then it becomes a job. I would literally wake up at two in the morning and I’d have a cup of cold macaroni and cheese just next to me. I would wake up and I would just eat it…I would just, like, shove it in my throat. It’s hard to maintain that weight. Well I think we can all agree that we have a newfound respect for Lena Dunham. Theron said that while it took her all of one celery stick to lose her Monster weight, now that she’s ancient, it took her a year and a half to shed the pounds she packed on for Tully. Cody and Theron’s previous collaboration Young Adult is pretty amazing, but I can’t help but feel that Theron’s talent really shines when she looks bangable. Watching a depressed fat Theron play a depressed frumpy mom. What a sell. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News  The post Charlize Theron Depressed While Gaining Fifty-Pounds appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Female Comedian Files Restraining Order Against Trump For Laughs

When being funny for a living isn’t working out for you filing a restraining order against the president should grab the attention your career as a professional comedian was lacking. I know most comedians inject themselves into certain situations to create content but what’s genuinely comical about this? There’s no way this stunt wasn’t done […] The post Female Comedian Files Restraining Order Against Trump For Laughs appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. When being funny for a living isn’t working out for you filing a restraining order against the president should grab the attention your career as a professional comedian was lacking. I know most comedians inject themselves into certain situations to create content but what’s genuinely comical about this? There’s no way this stunt wasn’t done to create a closer for her routine. Maria Bamford claims Trump’s comments about pressing a button to start a nuclear war has caused her distress and depression. The Lady Dynamite star apparently cites Trump’s flippant, bullish comments in regards to nuclear war, in particular his “I too have a nuclear button and my button works” quote as being a cause of personal distress and depression. If some sideways judge approves her request I will subsequently file a civil lawsuit seeking funds for my pain and suffering as I sat through an entire 30 minutes of her Lady Dynamite show on Netflix. Painful to watch is an understatement. Her brand of comedy is full of unfunny impersonations and voice impressions. There’s no way this woman isn’t a trust fund recipient as she’s been actively telling her horrible jokes since at least 2003. But if she wasn’t funny how did she get a show on Netflix? Having a show on Netflix is no longer an accomplishment as the company would buy 6 seasons of midgets mud wrestling if it meant more subscribers. Hopefully her restraining order incident makes for some real knee slapping storytelling on stage in her standup. How can anyone not chuckle when a woman starts a sentence with “this one time I got a protective order against the president.” Photo Credit: Maria Bamford from Pacific Coast News / Getty Images / Splash News The post Female Comedian Files Restraining Order Against Trump For Laughs appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Aubrey O’Day Uses Barbara Bush To Sell Insta Clothes

Any of you secretly holding out hope that the Insta prostitutes we check out actually, deep deep down, have some stirring of feelings besides yeast infections are in for a disappointment today. Former Danity Kane lip-syncer and current nobody Aubrey O'Day took to Instagram with her patented drag queen aesthetic to commemorate the loss of former First Lady Barbara Bush with an Insta ad for some clothing line called Coconut Village. The post Aubrey O’Day Uses Barbara Bush To Sell Insta Clothes appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. “giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind to the unexplained worlds occupied by the needs of others.” -Barbara Bush #rip – @coconutvillage A post shared by Aubrey O’Day (@aubreyoday) on Apr 17, 2018 at 6:01pm PDT   Any of you secretly holding out hope that the Insta prostitutes we check out actually, deep deep down, have some stirring of feelings besides yeast infections are in for a disappointment today. Former Danity Kane lip-syncer and current nobody Aubrey O’Day took to Instagram with her patented drag queen aesthetic to commemorate the loss of former First Lady Barbara Bush with an Insta ad for some clothing line called Coconut Village. O’Day includes the Bush quote: Giving frees us from the familiar territory of our own needs by opening our mind to the unexplained worlds occupied by the needs of others. She then includes the hashtag #rip as well as an emoji of a dress. And of course the handle @coconutvillage. I imagine that psychologists could have a field day with this disconnect between a freshly dead person and an ad for a tie-dye caftan. Is O’Day a pathological narcissist, a sociopath, or just a dumb bitch? If her Instagram post doesn’t make it into the curriculum of psychology classes around the globe, students will seriously be missing out. A Google search doesn’t yield any results for “Barbara Bush Instagram post Aubrey O’Day possible serial killer” – or anything else relating to this #rip #ad – but that’s probably because news of O’Day’s receiving of Donald Trump Jr.’s dick will outrank pretty much anything else she does within the next decade. The Internet battling out your affair against your psychopathic clothing ad about a dead woman. What a charmer. Photo Credit: Instagram / Pacific Coast News / Splash News The post Aubrey O’Day Uses Barbara Bush To Sell Insta Clothes appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Open Post: Celeb Coachella Looks AKA Skanks In The Desert

It’s like everyone from The Capital in The Hunger Games said “let’s kick it up a notch” and also “let’s be stupid whores.” And it just works.     Photo Credit: Getty Images, Backgrid, Instagram The post Open Post: Celeb Coachella Looks AKA Skanks In The Desert appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. It’s like everyone from The Capital in The Hunger Games said “let’s kick it up a notch” and also “let’s be stupid whores.” And it just works.   Kourtney Kardashian Rihanna Kendall Jenner Darren Criss Laverne Cox Bella Thorne Bella Hadid and Gigi Hadid Kristen Stewart Phoebe Price and Farrah Abraham Amber Rose   Photo Credit: Getty Images, Backgrid, Instagram The post Open Post: Celeb Coachella Looks AKA Skanks In The Desert appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of

You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an illness and having ulterior motives. Eight hours of playing Oddworld, Twisted Metal, and Crash Bandicoot has […] The post A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an illness and having ulterior motives. Eight hours of playing Oddworld, Twisted Metal, and Crash Bandicoot has always been more fun than math quizzes, turning in English homework, and reciting the periodic table. But some people never grow out of pretending to receive the results they desire. I just wanted more time with my Playstation, Azealia Banks is most likely faking a rape to get sympathy record streams. I can almost Billy Mays OxiClean guarantee no one outside of the LGBTUVWXYZ Up Arrow, Up Arrow, L2 your gay cheat code is now unlocked community had any idea that Banks released a new album. And since the MeToo movement is bigger than any single currently available to listen to, she’s going to ride the bandwagon until you pay her music some attention. In the posts — which were captured by a third party and posted online — she starts off with a disclaimer saying she fells “like dirt.” She also partially blames herself for the alleged rape, and goes on to threaten deleting her social media accounts until she’s okay again. Azealia was clearly affected by the incident — the details of which are left ambiguous for now. She doesn’t say where this happened, but presumably it occurred Saturday night. She also doesn’t name the alleged perpetrator. She did, however, allude to roofies in later posts … and added she was “good” from the night before and that her show on Sunday was still on. Anyone who has ever started a sentence with “lowkey” more often than not has a low IQ. How legitimate is a rape when your first thought is to run to social media, full of strangers, to publicly broadcast an atrocity you personally experienced. Maybe sharing your story with the police or family first would have given her situation some credibility. But no, her first thought was to talk about not releasing new music. No one is listening to her current stuff. I’m hoping someone can fill a can up with Russell Crowe loogies, a natural Azealia repellant, and aim it in her direction until she lowkey falls off the edge of this flat Earth. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News / Instagram The post A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Mariah Carey Forced Female Manager To Look At Her Snatch #MeToo

If Mariah Carey wanted me to have a look at her cookie I would give that thing a gander. It’s impolite to turn down inspecting a woman’s money makers or muff. Unfortunately I wasn’t Mariah’s manager at the time so it wasn’t me that she was walking out naked in front of. Stella Bulochnikov, Carey’s […] The post Mariah Carey Forced Female Manager To Look At Her Snatch #MeToo appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. If Mariah Carey wanted me to have a look at her cookie I would give that thing a gander. It’s impolite to turn down inspecting a woman’s money makers or muff. Unfortunately I wasn’t Mariah’s manager at the time so it wasn’t me that she was walking out naked in front of. Stella Bulochnikov, Carey’s ex-manager, is claiming that she was sexually harassed by the singer after Mariah claims she used company credit cards to remodel her home. This case sounds like a bad break up. Stella honestly didn’t mind staring at those bazookas until she was cut off after spending too much of her secret lover’s money. It seems both of these women have each other at a stalemate. Both wish to play the role of a partner that was taken advantage of but they’re both women and there’s no man to blame here. The judge will have to decide who’s wrong based on which woman has more visible upper lip hair. Thus by default making that one more manly and more to blame. Mariah has been accused of frequently being naked in front of Stella, who claims that she was unfairly dismissed mid-contract and is, thus, owed money. The amount is reported to be in the millions. Stella’s lawyer Pierce O’Donnell further alleged Mariah is “addicted to alcohol, prescription pills and marijuana,” and if there is no settlement, he plans to proceed with a “blockbuster exposé lawsuit.” Mariah’s lawyer responded to the lawsuit by stating, “Stella Bulochnikov was terminated from employment as Mariah’s manager due to failure to perform her job effectively and ill-serving.” Mariah may be bipolar, allegedly bisexual, and hates Christmas, but she isn’t completely off her rocker. Not yet at least. As a woman herself she should have seen this coming. After any relationship with a woman sours, the one with the most money will be threatened with exposure of pillow-talk, extorted for a settlement, and accused of sexual harassment. It’s just the metoo way that most women operate under now. I wonder how many more All I Want For Christmas Is You’s she’ll have to sing live in order to pay for Stella to go away. Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA The post Mariah Carey Forced Female Manager To Look At Her Snatch #MeToo appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Former Disney Child Star Arrested Without Pants By Bounty Hunter

One thing the world needs less of right now is glorified vigilantes with guns going after druggies with outstanding warrants. The bounty hunter shootout in a car dealership was unnecessary, no one wants to almost die buying a new Hyundai. Honestly, these idiots put the public at risk every single time and they all have […] The post Former Disney Child Star Arrested Without Pants By Bounty Hunter appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. One thing the world needs less of right now is glorified vigilantes with guns going after druggies with outstanding warrants. The bounty hunter shootout in a car dealership was unnecessary, no one wants to almost die buying a new Hyundai. Honestly, these idiots put the public at risk every single time and they all have the same exact personality. Descendants of indentured servants who take Call of Duty way too seriously while failing to meet the requirements to become an actual officer of the law. But on the other hand they do make amazing entertainment. Dog The Bounty Hunter was a white trash success story. His wife shared the same physique as the average lawn gnome and Dog always had a pink hue from downing a combo of Monster energy drink and Busch beer before filming. It was nice seeing him win. Unfortunately, he didn’t get the opportunity to arrest former Disney alum Orlando Brown. It would have made for a great guest star episode. Former Disney star was captured by bounty hunters at a home in Las Vegas and arrested. Apparently, there was an outstanding warrant on him. Brown was hiding in a closet on the second floor of the residence when he was found by bounty hunters during an early morning raid. He was wearing boxer shorts, a T-shirt and was barefoot when they cuffed him. The bounty hunter, whose name is Lucky, said he had legal paperwork and a warrant to enter the property to look for Brown. Former childhood stars never fare well. It’s impressive to see someone on your television at one point then hear about them hiding in a closet in their underwear. Dog’s show was canceled after his racist remarks. And it looks like Lucky won’t ever get a deal with A&E dropping N-bombs after having one too many 99 cent Rip It energy drink Natty Ice cocktail combos. [See Orlando Brown Arrested In His Underwear From TMZ] Photo Credit: Raven-Symone from Backgrid USA / Getty Images / Splash News The post Former Disney Child Star Arrested Without Pants By Bounty Hunter appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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Claudia Romani Beach Inflatables and Crap Around the Web

In today's edition, we've got sexy GIFs of movie strippers, Victoria Justice leggy at Coachella, Iskra Lawrence's big beautiful booty, and much more! The post Claudia Romani Beach Inflatables and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. In today’s edition, we’ve got sexy GIFs of movie strippers, Victoria Justice leggy at Coachella, Iskra Lawrence’s big beautiful booty, and much more! Big Girl Iskra Lawrence Booty of the Day Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson Makes ‘Mana’ Tequila Official Brooke Burke Braless Pokies on the Street Claudia Romani Busty Pink Bikini and a Mismatched Thong Petite Pleasure With 19-Year Old Naomi Woods Alexandra Daddario Ultra Hot, And Leggy, and Boobtastic, Oh My! Victoria Justice Get Leggy For Coachella Khloe Kardashian Was Extremely Conflicted on Her Baby’s Last Name Sexy Gifs of Movie Strippers Stay Right There Demi Lovato Curvy Instagram Babe Miranda Nicole! Iggy Azalea Cultural Appropriation Titties of the Day Stormy Daniels’ Mystery Guy Sketch is Dead Ringer for Her Husband The post Claudia Romani Beach Inflatables and Crap Around the Web appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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If She Smokes She Croaks

Former First Lady Barbara Bush has been a thousand years old for decades, but, after a long and what sure as hell seemed fun life, she’s finally gone to that big ashtray in the sky. She passed away this Wednesday at her home in Houston due to obstructive pulmonary disease and heart failure. The Houston-born […] The post If She Smokes She Croaks appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. Former First Lady Barbara Bush has been a thousand years old for decades, but, after a long and what sure as hell seemed fun life, she’s finally gone to that big ashtray in the sky. She passed away this Wednesday at her home in Houston due to obstructive pulmonary disease and heart failure. The Houston-born Bush is the kind of brassy outspoken Southern women who only gets better with age, and even within the last two weeks of her life, she had this to say to her doctor about her little rascal son George W. Bush: You want to know why George W. is the way he is? Because I drank and smoked when I was pregnant with him. This seems like more of a factual statement than a joke, but either way, it’s the kind of spit-fire irreverence that the world could use more of right now. Or, maybe it’s a somber confession. Either way, Bush was obviously on top of her game right up until the end, and considering she was alive for ninety-two-years, that’s saying something. Bush took over First Lady duties from Nancy Reagan in 1989, and according to The Daily Beast, while Nancy Reagan’s new money sensibilities were about as subtle as an Italian building a waterslide off his roof on the Jersey Shore, Bush had that bad bitch colonial old money that brought sophistication to the White House. The kind of sophistication that can only be replicated by an Eastern European who hits the ear like Count Dracula. Following her time in the White House, Bush became mostly known for her DGAF commentary (in 2010 she said of Sarah Palin: “I think she’s very happy in Alaska, and I hope she’ll stay”) and the fact that she was a smoker (but I think people confuse her with her daughter-in-law Laura, who actually smoked in the White House, which is so cool.) In her memoir, Bush declared that after twenty-five years of smoking, she sadly had to give it up in 1968. But Bush was more than just an unfiltered old broad who prefered unfiltereds, and was one of the first people to give a shit about AIDS victims as far back as 1989. That year a photo of her hugging a baby with the AIDS helped to change perception of the then largely unknown disease. Sure it might have just been a photo op, but quite frankly, it’s 2018, and I wouldn’t touch that baby if you paid me. But I’m a terrible person, and Barbara Bush wasn’t. R.I.P. Barbara. Have a cigarette with Jesus for us. Photo Credit: Getty Images The post If She Smokes She Croaks appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of S

You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an illness and having ulterior motives. Eight hours of playing Oddworld, Twisted Metal, and Crash Bandicoot has […] The post A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of S appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?. You can always tell how serious someone’s situation is depending on the topic they decide to talk about right after their incident. I was a child once, and at that time in my life I wasn’t above faking an illness and having ulterior motives. Eight hours of playing Oddworld, Twisted Metal, and Crash Bandicoot has always been more fun than math quizzes, turning in English homework, and reciting the periodic table. But some people never grow out of pretending to receive the results they desire. I just wanted more time with my Playstation, Azealia Banks is most likely faking a rape to get sympathy record streams. I can almost Billy Mays OxiClean guarantee no one outside of the LGBTUVWXYZ Up Arrow, Up Arrow, L2 your gay cheat code is now unlocked community had any idea that Banks released a new album. And since the MeToo movement is bigger than any single currently available to listen to, she’s going to ride the bandwagon until you pay her music some attention. In the posts — which were captured by a third party and posted online — she starts off with a disclaimer saying she fells “like dirt.” She also partially blames herself for the alleged rape, and goes on to threaten deleting her social media accounts until she’s okay again. Azealia was clearly affected by the incident — the details of which are left ambiguous for now. She doesn’t say where this happened, but presumably it occurred Saturday night. She also doesn’t name the alleged perpetrator. She did, however, allude to roofies in later posts … and added she was “good” from the night before and that her show on Sunday was still on. Anyone who has ever started a sentence with “lowkey” more often than not has a low IQ. How legitimate is a rape when your first thought is to run to social media, full of strangers, to publicly broadcast an atrocity you personally experienced. Maybe sharing your story with the police or family first would have given her situation some credibility. But no, her first thought was to talk about not releasing new music. No one is listening to her current stuff. I’m hoping someone can fill a can up with Russell Crowe loogies, a natural Azealia repellant, and aim it in her direction until she lowkey falls off the edge of this flat Earth. Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News / Instagram The post A Sexually Fluid Female Rapper Was Taken Advantage Of S appeared first on WWTDD - What Would Tyler Durden Do?......»»

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